muzzler

A muzzler is someone who's failing at simple tasks.

If I'm a muzzler then I can fail at cooking potatoes for an example. Everyone can cook potatoes but I burnt them so I'm a muzzler

by AgreeableThinker52 October 10, 2016

maine muzzler

when you cum inside of a condom, then flip it in side out and slap a chick in the face with it

After I had sex with that chick, I showed her the maine muzzler.

by Jmills48 March 18, 2011

Anti-muzzler

A person who does not believe that wearing a face mask or face covering is necessary to protect oneself from respiratory viruses like COVID-19.

Man: ‘wear your mask, dude.’
Friend: ‘what? I don’t need it as it does nothing. I just need to keep my distance. Masks do nothing.’
Man: ‘That makes you an anti-muzzler’

by Betainvestor September 24, 2020

Bucket of Muzzle Blast

Among artillerymen, a nonexistent item used to trick rookies. It is commonly used to send rookies on a wild goose chase. (Muzzle blast is the burst of smoke and fire that erupts from the muzzle when a shell is fired.)

"Private, go to the supply sergeant and see if he can find you a bucket of muzzle blast."

by Tom from the Shore November 19, 2007

Muzzle sweep

It's when you carelessly aim your gun in someone's direction without intentionally meaning to do so. Newbie gun owners are often at fault of this, but also when people unholster a firearm they can make the same mistake unknowingly. Muzzle sweeping is violating the second rule of firearm safety.

T-money whipped out his nine from being strapped in between his belt and boxers and muzzle sweeped us all as we ducked anxiously in fear.

by Tarolyst November 22, 2011

Muzzle brake

Something that pussies who can’t control ak use and immediately gets flamed for using. If u use this, please get help.

Oh Wyatt has a muzzle brake on his ak? What a faggot.

by Big black rust god69 May 7, 2021

Weaver Muzzle

The notorious muzzle shaped like a "W"

It is impossible and pointless to fight it because the muzzle will never stop coming back, so it is much easier to submit and accept that God will not save you because he does not exist.

Those who enter the realm of Weaver can be easily spotted due to the Weaver Muzzle that they wear.

Brasil: Hey Jason, I heard cool guys wear muzzles.
Jason: Naw man, I'm fighting the muzzle.
Dustywabbit: You can't fight it Jason. Just submit.
Jason: No! I will never submit!
Weaver: Jason? Did I give you permission to take off the Weaver Muzzle?
Jason: *puts muzzle on* Mmh mmmh mmh mmmmmh. (I'm sorry Ms. Weaver)
Brasil: So it's true. Cool guys do wear muzzles.
Jason: Mmmh mmh mmmh. (Fuck you man)

by BrasilStyle May 19, 2010