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Porn-star Moustache

A type of moustache which resembles a side-ways C with the points pointing downwards. Sometimes it only points down slightly. However, it does not point down past the mouth. The moustache does not cover the Common with porn stars, and also associated with policemen from the 70's. (see Beastie Boys music video for "Sabotage")
Why do all the cops in these old movies have Porn-star Moustache?
by Troy-S May 30, 2006
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Molester Moustache

A sadistically thick moustache stretched across and limply hanging to the side of the grinning maw of a white man, preferably one that drives a van with no windows.
Damn, that dude rocks the molester moustache like R-Kelly at a Girl Scout Camp.
by Penguin July 22, 2003
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Mexican Moustache

When you blow your load on a girls face, then either using your own or preferably her pubs to put on her upper lip. When no pubic hair is available use ass hair. It then resembles a mexican moustache, no offence to mexicans. ;)
Dude: "Oh yeah, I'm gonna come"

- commences facial

Broad: "Oh yeah I love it"

Dude: rips her ass hair out and puts on her lip

Broad: "Owww!!! What the fuck?!?!"

Dude: "Mexican Moustache Bitch!!!"
by CanadianBlowjobsRule June 20, 2009
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alaskan salmon run moustache

when you take your partner away on a romantic expidition to the alaskan alp cottages. then you go ice jigging for the so called alaskan salmon. catch a salmon and procede to root the ass off of it and release your sperm inside of it. then you take the so called salmon back to the cottage and use it on your partner inserting it into her ass. on point of ejaculation of your partner you squeeze the salmons guts releasing the remnants of your sperm into your partners ass. then you pull the salmon out of your partners ass all covered in shitty, cummy, bloody resin and slap her across the face leaving a shitty cummy bloody fucking moustache on her upper lip.
i took my partner to the alaskan alps the other weekend for a fishing adventure and gave her a alaskan salmon run moustache.
by midge101 July 19, 2010
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prison moustache

The slightly shorter cousin of the Handlebar Moustache. Commonly worn by Ex-cons,Bikers, and Heroin Addicts. It comes down just below the edge of the lips, and can be as long as the middle chin level, but not to bottom of chin (see Handlebar Moustache)The aesthetic purpose might be to hide missing teeth,or to scare off potential employers,thus securing an unemployment check. Presence of such Moustache indicates a need to intimidate others or secret desire to be Mexican(when worn by Caucasians)
"That guy looks like a total derelict with that crappy prison moustache."
by $ovietn@m August 12, 2008
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your father's moustache

Ancient, retro semi-insult, used either in annoyance or to contradict an assertion.
John Kerry does NOT look French! Ahh, ya fadda's moustache!
by octopod November 22, 2003
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Handlebar Moustache

A handlebar moustache is a growth of hair from the upper lip of a man, including only hair from within the upper lip and within the smile lines, and not including hair growing from skin below the corners of the mouth. Such a moustache will have hair at either side that is allowed to grow longer and extend out to the sides, or upward or downward, and which may be straight - more or less - or naturally curled, or curled with the aid of heat or grooming aids such as waxes, pomades or glues.

A handlebar moustache is considered a highly distinctive style for a man, adding a sort of exclamation point to his personal style. Some feel such is odd or strange, but it's merely rare these days, and those who wear them like the individuality or nostalgia of the style.

An important note is what is NOT a handlebar moustache: many people believe that a horseshoe goatee or "biker mustache" (like Hulk Hogan is known for) is a handlebar moustache. Such consists of a mustache on the upper lip connected to a growth of hair in a column from the corners of the mouth straight down to the jawline. A moustache doesn't include cheek, jaw or chin hair, thus this is not a handlebar moustache. It is a goatee with a moustache.
by Ericjt July 24, 2011
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