ass moustache

The clumped formation a man's gooch hair takes in humid or moist conditions.

"Crikey, that was one tough game of squash Henry, I bet you can't wait to see my ass moustache in the changing room!"

"I love just standing in the shower, daydreaming and giving my ass moustache a twiddle"

"That bhuna is not agreeing with me. I think I'm going to have to rinse my ass moustache of it in a few hours"

by mrtom1 January 9, 2012

Moustache Gash

When a badly grown moustache simply makes you look like a cunt.
found commonly on men but can effect women too.

Me: Hey Derek, have you seen Dave lately?
Derek: Yeah hes acquired a moustache gash

Me: i know he looks like a right {cunt}
Derek: What a cunt!

by magicrob69 July 2, 2016

Hitlers moustache

A powerful piece of facial hair that will capture an audience and force them to vote for you in an election

If trump had a hitlers moustache he would destroy Hillary in this election

by Nathanbae and Harambae August 30, 2016

Moustache Tits

Popular in the Burlesque world. Moustache Tits are when a dance has straight fringe pasties.

Dancer: Do you like my new fringe pasties?
Me: They kind of look like moustache tits.

by BixiBite January 25, 2011

moustache ride

when the person giving oral sex has a mustache

Who wants a mustache ride-this is a quote from the nude scene in suupertroopers for the less educated people out there

by fuckingsupercop May 13, 2005

Reid's Moustache

An area of facial hair on a man's face, that not only proudly boasts of musical prowess, but serves as a precursor to the legendary icon that is the man with the facial hair.

BOY 1: DUDE, look at that guy rip on bass! He's owning it!

BOY 2: Yeah man, and his facial hair is totally Reid's Moustache.

BOY 1: Dude.

by JustMeGirl October 23, 2011

Minnesota Moustache

The act of one man placing his penis on another man's upper lip.

"My favorite movie was Bladerunner."
"Thats it I'm going to give you a Minnesota Moustache."

by Dick Kurkensen December 24, 2007