molesbian

mo-LEZ-bee-uhn

(1) A sexually aggressive lesbian. A lesbian who makes unwanted sexual advances.

(2) A female mole which is also gay.

(1) Candy: I didn't wanna say anything, but... is Mandy gay?
Andy: Uh, yeah. Duh.
Candy: OMG. That's cool if she is, but I'm totally not, and she was grabbing my butt all night.
Andy: Ohh.... right. Sorry. She's also a molesbian.

(2) Freddy: Aww, you have two pet moles! How cute!
Teddy: I think we can all see where this is going.

by JamesBeam December 30, 2009

mokesnap

A half half mixture of finely chopped weed and tobacco, killed in one hit from a bong. Totally fucks with your head.

"Go and make a mokesnap for me"
"That mokesnap kicked my ass"

by themilligan November 7, 2008

Salt mates

When two bitches are salty af together

Bruh we are soul mates those bitches are salt mates

by Envisions June 10, 2015

Molesack

A large, sometimes furry mole genitalia which replaces the regular male reproductive organs.

"I'm just stayin in tonight, I'm gonna slap my molesack"

by Krantitheous January 19, 2010

Mates

Dickheads who you do fun stuff with.

"Goin town with some mates'

by Micheal 'jamooonnn' Jackson July 21, 2016

Wank-mates

Male, female or mixed sex couples/groups who meet to masturbate socially.

A non-marital partner who lets you watch them 'play'.

Jeff and Steve were regular wank-mates in 6-8th grade.

Debbie and Sally enjoyed frigging together before going clubbing.

Fiona and I enjoyed a regular wanks in her parents garden-lodge, last summer. She's a good wank-mate always ready to get her knickers down and rub.

by travelling_man January 28, 2013

Good Mates

Term used to describe Troye Sivan and his "best friend" (aka: boyfriend) Jacob Bixenman. Troye tries to dig himself out of these assumptions by calling them both "good mates," though he's only buring himself deeper into the LIES.

Troy Bolton: troye and jacob are platonic dude pal, bros. :)
jakob bixieman: yeah, they're "good mates".

by raindownwithme October 31, 2017