marge

A synonym of mum, especially applicable to marge simpson type mothers

My marge is making dinner tonight, I can't come out.

by kernkraft88 October 12, 2007

Midwest Merge

Immediately going from the merging lane to the far left lane.

Did you see that Fiero cut across 4 lanes of traffic? That was a Midwest Merge!

by be_ek April 21, 2009

marge simpson

the TV mom whose hair is large.

"when you get a penny from a chum
don't just buy some bubble gum
put it in your cap! put it in your cap!
if you see a nickel in the snow
don't just blow it on a picture show
put it in your cap! put it in your cap!
if u spy a quarter in a pie...

by equine_attraction_00 June 27, 2004

monger

Short for whoremonger, i.e., one who frequents whores and prostitutes.

He's a true monger, even his vacations are all to primo whorefucking destinations.

by Cabron December 5, 2004

pussy monger

One who craves nothing but pussy

That chick is such a pussy monger! Sweet!

by verb and pronunsijunction and shorts July 5, 2003

Shit Monger

someone who enjoys "mongering" shit. They enjoy hoarding it and/or eatting the shit.

A Diss
the act of calling someone a shit monger.

ex 1.Dude look how dirty that guy is. you can tell all he does is like to monger shit.

ex2. guy1- your mom has a dirty gunt
guy2- fuck you your such a dirty shit monger.

by Shitties May 3, 2009

Shit Monger

Someone who enjoys creating shit (problems). Someone who enjoys creating trouble for other people. Someone who enjoys watching other people fight.

Jesse told me you said I was a liar.
Don't listen to him, he's a shit monger.

by Kconnor56 July 11, 2010