mongoose

A ferocious beastly animal who wanders the jungles and riverbanks in search of inferior animals to devour.

Dude that Mongoose ate my dog.

by Bob July 24, 2003

Mongolian death lettuce

A robust type of weed that absolutely knocks you on your ass, makes you socially inept and absolutely requires that you can spend the next 2 hours with a trusted friend.

Do not attempt to move off the couch or you will make an ass of yourself.

Dude, I wanted to surf but i took a toke of your mongolian death lettuce and i can't move...

by breaststrokermvn February 3, 2010

mongoloyed

How a mongoloid spells mongoloid.

The guy above me.

by Xyzzy June 8, 2004

Mongolian Meat Mask

The act of stretching your scrotum over a persons face; resembling a mask. The hairier the sack the better for custom facial hair.

I gave sally a mean mongolian meat mask last night...

by lemmesmellyodick December 9, 2009

mongoloidbongoloid

Stoopid boy from south east London

Boy 1: I'm sponsored by Newton shreds
Boy 2: oh you're such a mongoloidbongoloid

by Bundatbabe March 5, 2017

The Mongoose game

A silly game where a series of questions are asked to somene, asking if something is a mongoose. the person will state two things that are mongoose then he will ask if a person/object is considered a mongoose. if the person starts of saying, "now listen" (before they ask the question) the answer is automatically yes.
if they do not say, "now listen" the answer is no.

"Want to play The Mongoose Game?!"

huh?

"if i am a mongoose and Tyler is a mongoose are you a mongoose?"

umm, yeaaa?

"Wrong!!!... now listen, if you are a mongoose and i am a mongoose is Jessica a mongoose!?"

noo??

"Wrong again! she is soo a mongoose."

what! i don't get it! keep going!

by Clobo The Hobo. April 17, 2010

Mongolian Dragon Punch

Where the male fists the female in the vagina and in the arse at the same time, one with each fist. The male then lifts the woman up with his two fists, points her at a target, and shouts "Hadouken!!!".

We played street fighter earlier, and she just spammed hadoukens the whole time. So later on, I gave her a mongolian dragon punch. Now she'll never use hadoukens again.

by Teifi August 23, 2009