montano

A man with integrity and respect. Someone who asks for nothing, but takes everything. Strong as a mountain.

That spartan was as tough as a montano!

by MateoMontano February 22, 2017

montana sex

When a man inserts his penis into a fish and then inserts the fish into a female's vagina. It often occurs near a mountain lake in the wilderness of the Rocky Mountains. The first occurrence happened in the fall of 1984 by some students of Montana State University but since then it has been known to happen many more times.

I had montana sex with a golden trout and my brother's wife last night. I hope my brother never finds out because he will kill me.

by MontanaLegacy1984 October 19, 2019

moonyang

See "Poontang". Female genitalia, pussy etc..

Let's go get us some moonyang

by Bernard Stock November 2, 2004

Montana Beaver

A vagina that is so loose, the whole state of Montana could slip right through. The only alternative when encountering such a beaver is to break out a beaver cleaver.

After seeing Fran's Montana Beaver, Jerry shook his head and broke out his beaver cleaver. This was going to take all night.

by Fran December 31, 2003

monyanyo

Word made by teens ay my middle school to show love.

Kid 1:"Hey kyle".
Kyle:"Hey.......monyanyo".

by Chupapi January 27, 2021

Montana Mad Dog

When two grown ass men are performing rough anal sex doggy style, and the man receiving is on a kinky leash. Both men will often bark when performing the Montana Mad Dog.

Last night I went to the bar and found a sexy muscular man, we went back to my apartment and performed the Montana Mad Dog.

by Mason Fisler November 9, 2022

Go Monsanto on it

To Poison; to lay bare; to remove all life; to destroy as in "Agent Orange"

Damn, my arborvitae have all been eaten by bagworms! Next year I'm a go Monsanto on it

by leftydog1961 August 10, 2020