An entire conversation discussed about nothing except obvious facts. Usually held on awkward blind dates, between coworkers, conversations between a father and his porn star daughter, or a douchebag who thinks he's smooth while trying to hit on a girl.
Rob: So, It's rained everyday this week.
Kelly: Yeah. It usually stops near September, though.
Rob: Mhmm.
Kelly: Yeah.
Rob: So did you watch the 49ers last evening? They lost.
Kelly: Yep. The score was 24-21, right?
Rob. Yes.
Kelly: Can you believe we have to go to work an hour earlier tommorow?
Rob: Yes.
Kelly: ...Okay this is a very obvious obvious conversation
Kelly: Yeah. It usually stops near September, though.
Rob: Mhmm.
Kelly: Yeah.
Rob: So did you watch the 49ers last evening? They lost.
Kelly: Yep. The score was 24-21, right?
Rob. Yes.
Kelly: Can you believe we have to go to work an hour earlier tommorow?
Rob: Yes.
Kelly: ...Okay this is a very obvious obvious conversation
by Beanstalker August 25, 2010
Get the Obvious conversation mug.A line or phrase that is either purposely used to end a conversation with someone as soon as possible, or a comment that unwittingly ends a conversation.
Tony: Ey man, whats up!
Simon: Nothing.
Tony: What you been up to today?
Simon: Not much.
Tony: Such a conversation killer...
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Joe: The new CD is so good!
Mark: Yeah, tell me about, it's great!
Lisa: I totally agree with you guys.
Tim: I bought a new shirt today!
Joe: ...
Mark: ...
Lisa: Nice conversation killer!
Simon: Nothing.
Tony: What you been up to today?
Simon: Not much.
Tony: Such a conversation killer...
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Joe: The new CD is so good!
Mark: Yeah, tell me about, it's great!
Lisa: I totally agree with you guys.
Tim: I bought a new shirt today!
Joe: ...
Mark: ...
Lisa: Nice conversation killer!
by cocosforreals August 3, 2008
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A phrase used to describe someone who initiates a conversation only to stop replying a few messages later.
I talked to Jordan last night. He asked me how I was and never replied back, again. He's conversationally impotent.
by The Phoenix and The Selkie July 11, 2011
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Man i totally should have told her what not to do in her current situation. Im overhelmed by conversational remorse right now.
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"Hey Jenny guess what?"
"I had unrequited bluetooth conversation yesterday!"
"No way man."
"No like way, dude."
"I had unrequited bluetooth conversation yesterday!"
"No way man."
"No like way, dude."
by Don'tlaughatme May 5, 2009
Get the unrequited bluetooth conversation mug.A third party who "ninjas" their way into a conversation they were not originally a part, usually with a comment which mean they have been eavesdropping for an extended period of time, like a ninja striking in the shadows.
Jackie just pulled a conversation ninja. I didn't even notice her before she dropped that comment about her Lexus while we were talking about luxury cars.
by rmsiii December 11, 2007
Get the conversation ninja mug.A group of guys, gathering to discuss topics beyond (or including) the homeless, girls, shaving patterns, sports or other manly things. No chicks allowed. They shouldn't even know about it.
"Hey Fred, have you heard the recent manversation about classifying girls vaginas as different animals? They said Emma's was a Walrus!"
"Dude... that's my girlfriend... but they're kinda right..."
"Dude... that's my girlfriend... but they're kinda right..."
by Phetal November 17, 2006
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