playing monopoly

A game that Dane Cook references in his Operation-playing Monopoly act that is totally true.

Dane Cook on Playing Monopoly
everybody had it. No one like
it, even if you thinked you liked the game you didn't.
And it's simple why, ok. Cause this is anyone
here 2 and a half hours into a game of Monopoly, ready?...
*Booush* "FUCK THIS GAME! It's 4 in the morning
grandma, YOU WIN! I'm sittin on Baltic with crap!
I'm paying luxury tax out the ass! And I hate when
your the banker, where did you get the pink 50's you
cheating whore! Don't fucking touch me grandpa, NANA
is a cheating whore! I should cut you head off with this
little doggy!"...

by i love swiss cheese February 1, 2007

monopoly

A euphemism for marijuana in Seattle's Eastside.

Want to play monopoly?

by jsadfjs May 23, 2006

monopoly

Code word for weed or getting high or anything with pot.

Ex: I want to play monopoly.
Ex: We need some more monopoly money

by Greer April 24, 2005

monopoly fuck

When playing gears of war and you kill everyone on the other team under 15 seconds.

Wow! All of you got MONOPOLY FUCKED!

by Shadow 055 June 12, 2007

Monopoly

Monopoly is the act of masturbation. Mono, meaning one, and poly, sounding like 'pully'. so one person, pulling their penis. this can be used for females, but they won't be pulling anything

Dude 1 : Hey man, what's up?
Dude 2 : Playin monopoly, I'll call you back later.
Dude 3 : Dude wtf

by Not Mike Prata March 11, 2010

Monopoly Diceluck

The luck factor when rolling the dice in monopoly that allows you to crush an opponent of superior intellect.

Your monopoly diceluck is astounding.

by ZachV May 28, 2008

monopoly man of women

A guy who sets people up a man and a woman to have casual sex. He has a huge network of men and women He is better than a pimp.

Dude James is the monopoly man of women.

by skierguy04 November 13, 2011