Mongo Deuce

1. (Noun) An absolutely massive shit.
2. (Verb) The act of taking a mongo deuce.

1. Yo Chad, I can feel a mongo deuce coming. It’s tearing up my insides.
2. I just mongo deuced in that bathroom. You shouldn’t go in there for a while.

by Hatman6659 January 3, 2019

Menno

Someone who has a big cock and is very handsome. He tends to be very good with the women. He has a lot of sex every day.

He is so handsome!
Yeah, he really is a Menno

by SpineGuardian January 16, 2022

Mongolarian

A word used to describe someone who is stupid, retarded, or acts dumb.

"That guy over there is a proper mongolarian"

"Man don't act like a mongolarian"

by Testerpmi July 12, 2022

Mongolian Horse Race

When a girl has explosive diaherra, and ten men with erect penis' charge her asshole.

When me and my nine friends were gangbanging your grandma after she had burritos, she yelled i feel my stomach brewing something get, get ready for a mongolian horse race. We all knew what that meant, so we all got erect and charged her asshole.

by pdodledad August 2, 2010

Mongolian Clusterfuck

A generally futile attempt to solve a problem by throwing more people at it rather than more expertise. Frequently applied to Microsoft's programming techniques.

by Paradoxy42 August 11, 2003

Mongolian Butt Muncher

While having sex with a girl, you stick a burrito in her bum and then eat it.

Dude, you should totes try a Mongolian Butt Muncher

by holysweetgoddamn! January 16, 2011

Mondoing

The same thing as bros icing bros, but with MONDOS. Mondo is the white person equivalent of kool aid jammers and can be found at the dollar store in packs of 6 for only one dollar. You must present the Mondo in a creative manner so that the victim finds it and chugs it on one knee while you yell obscenities at them. If you have Mondo's on you, you may use them as defense. The greatest defense known to date is five. The person who drank them all nearly threw up.

(Corey doesn't know he's part of a Mondoing scheme)

Nick: "Yo Corey come check out this new cd i got, it's in my trunk!"

Corey: "Sick, what cd is it!?"

(Everyone jumps in) "Ahhh you just got MONDO'D, get on your knee and chug it you pussy!"

by mondobike August 25, 2010