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monkeyfoot

One who packs a bowl while holding the bowl with his/her feet. n.
Mariel is such a monkeyfoot; she always holds the bowl with her feet.
by Dreezy_bluntz November 15, 2012
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monkeybutt

Alyssa; Any other girl who has a charm but playful and rude nature.
Alyssa sure is a monkeybutt!
by Danyourman January 9, 2009
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monkeybutt

A sexy monkey with a hott butt! with getto butties!
Dang! that monkeys got it going on!Expecially that monkey's butt!
by brittany November 21, 2003
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monkeybutter

An inside joke among Bellsouth Dial-Up tech support agents (actually Calltech, who outsource for Bellsouth). Comes from a phony customer listing named "Monkey Butter" which was used much like a message board between the agents. It had a lot of funny posts and lots of HTML. It was eventually deleted when one of the supervisors caught wind of it.

On a related note, another agent created a listing called "Son of Monkey Butter" and was fired in short order for it.
"Dude, check out what somebody put on Monkeybutter!"
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monkeydoodle

people who look like monkeys with poodle with hair.
Last year in english class, amy would annoy the crap out of everyone in our english class and me and brittany gave her the name monkeydoodle.
by john jacob heimer shmidt November 29, 2009
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Monkeybooty

A monkeybooty is a man-child, in the age range of 25-35, that lives in his mother's house, eating her food, all the while maintaining the idea that it's preposterous to get a job. This man will fill you with so much false crap, so BEWARE!! He'll use his intellect and adorable charm to convince you that he is always right and no one else can be trusted. A monkeybooty will suck out your soul if you let him. IT IS ADVISABLE TO STAY AT LEAST 100 FEET AWAY FROM THE MONKEYBOOTY!!!!!
me: "Why don't you get a job and help me out?"

my EX boyfriend: "Because I don't NEED a job. I have you. I'm the great Monkeybooty."

me: "I wanna break up now."
by Melbel801 November 22, 2011
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monkeybating

Every time I go to the zoo I see some quality monkeybating.
by Malodorous July 9, 2016
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