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Monatophobia

I have monatophobia because I have lost touch with my friends and family.
by RestiveSole267 January 23, 2018
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Monsatan

A nickname for Monsanto. A company which makes GMO's which is untested and is extremely toxic and harmful to human health. For more information look up Monsanto on Urban Dictionary.
Monsanto is actually Monsatan. It is waiting to poison your children over time.
by Roadcruiser1 September 14, 2012
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monktify

(v.) to take a monkey razor and cut a pinapple but realize that it is really your pet mole rat on a sunday afternoon

(v.) to realize the fact that muffins and mullets go together like folders and rainjackets which go together like sausage and penicillin which go together like noserings and metaphors which is directly proportional to party hats and shrimp cocktail which has joint relation to ninjas and poodles which is equivalent to barstools and porta johns which inversely relates to bangles and emus which in turn relates to garden hoes and coconuts which connects with starfruit and doorknobs which actually means rie bread and paper shredder
"Early to monktify, early to rise, makes a man healthy, wealthy, and wise."

"To monktify, or not to monktify, that is the question"

"You monktify me, I kick yo face!"

"I know this girl who likes to monktify day and night, morning and evening, afternoon and at sunrise."
by Bannana Girl February 11, 2005
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monkaphant

a monkey and an elephant that breed and have a baby. It has fur all over its body, eats bananas, and has hands like a monkey. It has a large body and big ears like and elephant.
Oh My Monkaphant; Holy Mother Monkaphant!, ect.
by Princess Sarah June 20, 2007
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Monatophobia

The fear of dying alone.

Thanatophobia - The Fear of Death

Monophobia - the fear of aloneness

So naturally:
Monataphobia
Chriss: I have serious Monatophobia.
Kevin: What the hell is that?
Chriss: Its the fear of dying headass.
by Lord_Headass September 6, 2020
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funkay monkay

term used to describe a crazy person or one that acts like a monkey
Nelson Zheng is such a funkay monkay!
by bokcheelo January 13, 2003
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Monkage

The theory that something is so something, that it's the opposite of that something.
Tim is so Asian, he's white.
by Georgio May 26, 2004
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