Golden Snub-Nosed Monkey

The most chill monkey in the primate family. This ape is not afraid to dap up his homies and crack a cold one with you on a nice summer night. They are found in China but are chill enough to pay half of the rent if you wanna move somewhere else with it.

Sadly their overwhelming coolness is not helping them. As of 2021, they are on the brink of extinction. with about 10,000 or less left in the wild.

Guy 1: Yo this is my main man Golden Snub-Nosed Monkey, *daps him up* he pays half rent with me.
Guy 2: Damn I want a friend like Golden Snub-Nosed Monkey!
Golden Snub-Nosed Monkey: Yrrrr

by Bruhwhy22 April 11, 2021

monke

monke is the best thing in the world even mroe good than hooman,
dumb hooman destroys the world and monke is just peacefull

i love monke do you love monke too?
yes i also love monke everyone who doesnt love monke should die

by monke man tom (epik) July 21, 2021

Monae

Monae is a once in a lifetime kind of girl. When you first meet her she'll be sort of shy at first and then if she's feeling you she'll slowly open up and infect you with her charming, wittty, funny, and amazingly cute personality. She'll never fail to show you a good time. The more you're in her company the more you'll fall in love with her. She's like a drug, it's very easy to become addicted to her. She's so beautiful and she doesn't even try. She's a natural. She's got long silky black hair, and big brown eyes. She's got a cute little shape and a big ass. She can be the sweetest person when she wants to be, but be careful because she also gots a feisty side and damn it's such a turn on. She's so fucking sexy. All the guys break their necks just trying to get a glimpse at her bewitching gorgeous looks. She's amazingly talented. She sings like an angel, dances like Ciara, and cooks like she should be on food network. She's determined to get the things she wants. When she falls in love, she falls in love deeply and she'll stay faithful and true to her man. She's not your average chick. She stands out from all the rest because she's one in infinity. If you haven't found yourself a Monae yet, you better! If you ask me, the definition of Monae is perfection at its finest. She's one you'll never forget.

"I feel in my heart that Monae may be the girl I have babies with."

by Elijah H. March 12, 2015

junk monkey

'The Junk Monkeys' was also the name of a power-pop/punk band from Detroit, MI. They released three rare, but influential albums in the early 1990s on Metal Blade/Warner Brothers. The recent Detroit rock and roll renaissance owes a large debt to this overlooked band. They've since broken up, but their records and songs can still be found on eBay and iTunes.

Last night, we heard The Junk Monkeys on the radio and cranked it up.

by George Fricke October 25, 2006

Monke

Monke is life. Life is monke. Give monke banana. Monke happy. Monke god. Monke chonky. Monke life.

Dude 1: Yo bro did you worship monke today?

Dude 2: no bro i didn’t.

Dude 1: *pulls out brown lightsaber* u know what is ment to happen

Dude 2: *pulls out red lightsaber* i do!

*epic battle scene*

*Dude 2’s arm got cutoff cause he a loser*

Dude 2: Ahhhhhh! *dies of not living*

*monke god summons*

Monke god: u have done well bro

Dude 1: Yes god! I have!

Ending

by monkegoddoode December 9, 2020

Le Monke

The second coming of Jesus who’s well known for his powerful words.

Dude #1: Oh my monke! I love Le Monke
Dude #2: Me too!
Le Monke: *Fart*
Uh oh
Stinky
Poop
Ahahahahahaha
Poopies
Funny poopies
Alalalalala
Haha
Funny poop, poop funny
Wheee
Haha
Yay, more poopie
Good poopie
Poopie funny
Hahahahahahaha
Poo poo poo poo poo poo poo, funny
Yay
Fun fun poop!
Hee, hee, hee
Poop poopie, yay
Poop make me happy happy happy
Yahahahahaha
Uh oh
I think I made a poopie
Pooping pants no diaper that's funny
Hahahahahahahahaha
Oopsie, poopie underwear now
Heee heehee
We want poopies
We want poopies
Hahahahahahahah
Hahahahaha
Hahahahahahahahahaha
Hahahaha
Poohoohoo-ah (cough)
Poop

by Le Monke is Jesus October 8, 2019

Fat Monkey

A very plump, juicy vagina. Usually used as an adjective for a delightfully ample female private area.

Hey, girl! Let me get some of that Fat Monkey!

by Snow Right September 3, 2016