Mong

Similar to the revealing undergarment women wear called thongs, a Mong is a Man-Thong.

Hey Bro, remember that one time when we went to the beach with your Mom and got drunk in our Mongs and I made out with your Grandma?

by Michaelo Casselo February 3, 2014

Mong

Mong = Wandering around their local town/suburb completely smashed off their face on various substances. Aka being a rarted fuckwit.

Today I was walking around just fucking smashed off a bottle o sav, jus bein an absolute Mong cunt aye.

by Mong cunt 421 May 29, 2018

Monging

A mixup of mongrel (mong) and minging

Mate you wont get her, you're monging

by Luke9380 November 3, 2019

Mong

A word used to describe someone who is behaving like a spastic or retard. Short for mongoloid.

Shut the fuck up Zarlie, you fucking mong.

by Jimster74509 April 9, 2019

Mong

Mong = Wandering around their local town/suburb completely smashed off their face on various substances. Aka being a rarted fuckwit

“Ye mate I was jus wanderin round town fucked of my face, jus bein an absolute Mong cunt aye.”

by Mong cunt 421 May 29, 2018

Mong

a mong is a stupid person who is stupid

AVA IS A MONG

by Ava Cartwright Hate Page April 25, 2020

mong

A mong means a fat cunt with a negative iq.

aaron is a stinking mong. He eats mcdonalds everyday and does no exercise, his cousin Adlei is objectively better.

by aaronisamong2023 January 20, 2023