Mongolian War Hammers

Female breasts that are so large they resemble the deadly war hammers utilized during medieval times to smash through an adversaries protective armor...In the same fashion, a female sexual partner welding such deadly weapons could inflict maximum damage to her partner in an intimate setting...To quality as Mongolian war hammers, the said female would require at least a double D cup size to flog her sexual partner into an ignorant bliss!

While lessor men would head for the hills in terror, Jackie unleashed her Mongolian war hammers on me last night to my filthy delight! I think this one's a keeper!

by Mr. Charlie007 March 8, 2017

Modiot

A dumb follower of Modi. Believes all the fake news and propaganda.

Amit is a true modiot, he trusts and shares all the fake news the IT cell spreads .

by BabuKalyanam May 27, 2019

White Mongolian

A cocktail made by mixing the traditional Mongolian drink airag (fermented horse milk) with the traditional Chinese spirit baiju (rice wine). Inspired by the White Russian.

Person 1: Hey man try this White Mongolian cocktail.
Person 2: Baiju and Airag together at last!

by sovietdrinker March 12, 2017

Dani Mogoş

A fictional character that exists in real life and that Kolmi dated.

I dated Dani Mogoş for almost five months and he turned out to be an invented persona! What a bummer. Poor Kolmi

by Who is I 28 August 9, 2021

mongolia

The most independent state in the world, because nothing depends on it.

Nothing depends on Mongolia.

by Claque May 7, 2005

modnom

A modified name given by parents who want their child's name to be cute and unique, just like their precious little snowflake. Instead, it only causes everyone who has to spell the name to roll their eyes at the pretentious stupidity of the parents.

Telltale signs include the unnecessary doubling of letters, apostrophes, changing vowels to Y, and extra silent letters thrown in.

Examples include Krystall, Rhyley, Khandace, Myk'chelle, De'Wayne, Dillhon, and Brookhlyne.

Khrystyll?? What kind of moronic parents came up with that modnom?

by SirWishbone October 24, 2009

Mongolian Cluster Fuck

This is of apparent military derivation, American usage: a situation that is so balled up it is beyond description.

The recruits were given the command "To the Rear, March." Half of them kept going, a few went to the rear, and the rest just stood there.

by J. Bethancourt September 13, 2003