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motorcade maker

Synonym of parade maker. A motorist who drives well below the maximum speed limit, causing a long tailback of vehicles, thus giving the impression of said vehicles driving in convoy.
"I couldn't get Frank to the station on time, 'cause some motorcade maker held up the traffic for a good 2 miles."
by Macintalk March 2, 2009
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motorial mirror reflex

(MMR for short)

When a person comes across another person head on while walking, and both try to avoid a collision and doing so yield to the same side a view times, resulting in an awkward moment for both participants.
"I walked to the station last week and i had a multi motorial mirror reflex with a chick. It took at least five takes to get passed her!"
by Dirtyminded December 26, 2009
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Motorgoat

When a guy pulls off the goat and a girl motorboats your ass cheeks.
Dude that bitch motorgoated me last night.
by GreenSix May 5, 2010
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Motor-sackle

The act of motor-boating a man's testicles during oral sex.
"Dude, I went out with Jen last night, she totally Motor-sackled me when she was giving me head. SCORE!"
by Jonathan Crawford January 18, 2013
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motor motel

a cheap hourly-paid motel used specifically to bust a quick one with the misses but may also be used as a prostitute’s go-to-motel.
Bro I went drunk to a motor motel last night and fucked a tranny on accident! fml
by snurggzz July 5, 2018
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little motor syndrome

AKA LMS:
A result of little dick syndrome. When a man with a small dick purchases a car with a small engine (typically a 4 cylinder) and continuously boasts and brags of it's power and superiority; effectively projecting his personal shortcomings onto his car. In the end however, men will still think you're gay and only import sluts will pretend to be impressed, provided you're paying for them.
LMS sufferer: "The only reason Ford stopped producing the 2.3 was because it was better built and could be made faster than their precious 5.0 and Ford couldn't have a 4 banger outrunning their precious 5.0."
Real man: "....."
Other real man: "It's little motor syndrome, dude. Just nod and smile."
by RemiTheGreat December 26, 2014
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Mexican Motorboat

When one sexual partner adds salt to their respective partner's nipples, places a shot of quality tequila between the nipples, and puts a wedge of lime in their partners mouth. The 1st sexual partner then proceeds to lick the salt off of each nipple, take the shot of tequila, and suck the lime without using any hands.
Ted: Jill, you know I love you and I've always cared about you.
Jill: You know I feel the same way about you. *She blushes and covers her face*

Ted: *Ted exhales as he musters up the courage* Babe I can’t imagine doing this with anyone but you. I want you to be my first.
Jill: Your first what?
Ted: Mexican motorboat. *As he pours a shot of Jose Cuervo*
by Big Dick Swag January 14, 2015
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