Mighty Assumptions

Assuming that someone is gay or bi-sexual based on little or no evidence.

Person 1: i bet that guy over there's gay. I just have a feeling for these things.

Person 2: What makes you arrive at these Mighty Assumptions?

by Amelia&Hattie April 17, 2010

mighty acorn

When a man shoves his sack of two acorns into a squirrels mouth and lets the squirrel nibble on those mighty acorns

Dude dominic bennett gave that squirrel a mighty acorn, hes such a nub.

by Realniqqa December 11, 2013

Mighty Forehead

the worlds biggest forehead ever

Guy1: I was at dollar tree
Guy2: so what
Guy 3: I saw a mighty forehead bigger than a baseball field

by oofy pooofy September 10, 2019

Mighty-night

How to send off your mates with honour and glory before they drift off to la-la land. Ideally delivered in a near-offensively Mary Poppins cockney.

"Nighty-night."
"The fuck?! I don't get a 'mighty-night'? Do I mean nothing to you?!"

by nwtraveler July 12, 2023

Mighty Ion

When somebody is extremly mighty and outgoing, they are labled as a mighty ion. Another attribute is doing miniscule things that happen to be extremly annoying.

Dude, I'm pretty sure Alex has progressed into a Mighty Ion

by The Mighty Ian June 15, 2010

mighty weapon

Penis. Purple headed yoghurt slinger. Veiny love tree.

So proud was Jim of his mighty weapon that he got it out at every opportunity

by Jamie Douglas January 19, 2007

The Mighty Malcolm

When a man makes out with a girl after she had just finished performing the act of fellatio on a different man. The man receiving the blowjob tends to be Mexican and disgusting.

Guy 1: Dude! I made out with a hot chick last night.
Guy 2: Yah, too bad she sucked my dick right before that. she totally gave you the Mighty Malcolm bro.
Guy 1: Oh shit..
Guy 2: How's my semen taste faggot?

by blumpkin27 October 31, 2011