Microwave

A type of execution used by favela (slum) gangs in Rio de Janeiro where old tired are stacked up around a person until only his head is sticking out. Gasoline is then poured in up to his ankles and the whole thing is ignited from the inside. The tire rubber fuels an incredibly hot fire that sends thick plumes of black smoke into the air. A mound of melted rubber is left over that serves as a warning to others.

3 gang members were microwaved in the park yesterday.

by JoeCast August 6, 2011

We got to install microwave ovens

Someone is a dire straits fan....

Money for nothing (1985)

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 29, 2004

microwaved ass

Used to describe something disagreeable or unpleasant to the senses.

This burger tastes like microwaved ass!

Dude, your breath smells like microwaved ass!

I haven't slept in three days, I look like microwaved ass.

by proud2deviate January 24, 2004

microwave hoe

A skanky girl that is quick easy and nasty just like microwave food.

Anyone could sleep with Sarah, she a' microwave hoe.

by mariieh July 17, 2011

malaysian microwave

Giving yourself a Dutch Oven.

Jack was a real freak. Whenever he slept alone, he loved to give himself a Malaysian Microwave.

by JB-Noho December 14, 2008

microwave relationship

This means that a relationship may be good at first but end fast. It's not a good type of relationship, usually very pointless and stupid. In most cases if a person has microwave realtiships they go through several girl/boyfriends in a year. Some analogies are:
-they cook things fast
-They can cook things in 60 seconds when an oven may take 60 minutes
-Things heat up fast and end soon
-There is usually a time limit programmed in

It is pointless for six graders to date because they almost always end up in a microwave relationship.

by !!andrea!! January 3, 2009

oh my god i microwaved the baby

WHat you say when you've done something stupid. This expression catches peoples attention and should not be used in a professional environment. In the right scenario, it can illict laughter. Also used when you've forgotten something important.

For extra effect say: oh my god i forgot to microwave the baby

Dave: Hey Jim, did you remember everthing?

Jim: Umm, i think so- OH MY GOD I MICROWAVED THE BABY!

Shawn: I think thats everything... i packed clothes, locked the door, gave a key to the neighbors...

Brenda: Are you forgetting something

Shawn: *PAUSES* OH MY GOD I FORGOT TO MICROWAVE THE BABY!

by theguitaristwiththeskills March 8, 2010