the level of "gong" in occurence at a give time. Related to the term gong show, which is used as a synonym for fubar, shit show, clusterfuck, or any kind of out of control, chaotic situation.
Person 1: "Man, this is ridiculous. Everyone's running around like chickens with their heads cut off."
Person 2: "Yeah, I'd say the gong meter is full."
Person 2: "Yeah, I'd say the gong meter is full."
by moonunitenar May 4, 2010
Get the gong metermug. I'll be right back—gotta feed the meter again so I don't find an orange envelope of shame on my windshield!
by southland August 18, 2017
Get the feed the metermug. "I have just had The Meter Reader on the Phone. He's instructing legals and the valuation. I am not sure if he is Essex but his accent suggests he is not from the premier London postcodes like SW15 - Putney"
by BomberBroker March 9, 2023
Get the Meter Readermug. by QQQQQddddaaaaaaaad July 22, 2016
Get the Bro-Metermug. When there is a chemical reaction in the body that sets off electrons to the sack letting you know there is pussy within a 4 mile radius
by John wayne March 8, 2016
Get the poon metermug. when you're tripping or whatever you might be doing, and you wonder what time it is, better check the reality meter
by fat195pndr May 5, 2011
Get the reality metermug. Albert was feeding the meter before he attended the volunteer soup kitchen brunch. Afterward he found a whole pot of broth poured into his gas tank. Epic homeless fail.
by The_Buddy June 18, 2011
Get the Feeding the Metermug.