Midget meter

A unit of measurement for midgets

The pole is 2 and a half midget meters

by Flynn b November 17, 2022

give-a-fuck-o-meter

To measure the amount of interest in something based on a personal scale of giving a fuck.

"Hey this story is so crap it doesn't even register on my give-a-fuck-o-meter"

by HRabbit November 10, 2016

Mister Tom Meter

He's a dirty motherfucker who likes to stick it in her butthole. He's known to get mad chicks and wear pink shirts. Also has a need to take shots of Captain Morgan and drink out of a coke can instead of making an actual drink.

That "Mister Tom Meter" is such a dirty motherfucker!

by YoungJensen January 23, 2011

The Dick Meter

n. A scale to use if something sucks really, really bad.
When used, use terms analogous to parts of a male penis.

Oh man, on the Dick Meter, that movie sucked all the way to the balls!!

That car crash sucked so bad! On the Dick Meter, it sucked full-shaft PLUS the balls!

by Charlie Gallagher January 8, 2008

SWAG-O-METER

A scale used to determine precisely how "gangster" an individual is during the day. Rates from 0-Infinity. Swag is made up of your overall confidence, style, and demeanor. Walk the walk, talk the talk.

Dayuumm, that Michael Martinez boy is all up on the swag-o-meter! Rockin' the Chuck Taylors and crewnecks. I wish I was like him.

by ZMPro December 13, 2010

giving-a-fuck meter

Noun. A mental device used to measure, usually on a 1-to-10 scale, how much you care or give a fuck. Not useful for articulating high degrees of giving-a-fuck, but perfectly useful for insinuating how little fuck you actually give.

I did too, but my giving-a-fuck meter is at like 0.3 right now.

by Okzoz June 1, 2011

peter-meter

A useful instintual tool used by women to determine the size (or lack there of) of nearby man junk. The cousin to the gay-dar.

Oh, Becky, my peter-meter's going off. That guy must be packin' some serious schlong.

by frank the wank April 27, 2008