Noun: A disease named after Mark G from Westcliff in Essex, characterised by long boughts of lapsed concentration.
Often found in combination with Markinsons Disease or after heavy consumption of Markotics
Often found in combination with Markinsons Disease or after heavy consumption of Markotics
by Michael A A February 7, 2008
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2. Eastern American Mythology: A relatively young high school teacher aspiring to become a licensed professional councilor. Women wanted him. Men wanted to be him. His post-pubescent female(/male??) students were all up ons for they found him devastatingly attractive and orgasmic to the eye. To the unaided eye, he may appear to have been dressed by his mother and/or wife. Yeah, he talked a lot about his wife, but he talked even more about his dog, Arthur. On a clear night, when the moon is full, if you listen carefully you may still hear Markowski roaming the halls at Northeast. Roaming, and wondering, "Will that pedal ever meet the pavement?"
2. Eastern American Mythology: A relatively young high school teacher aspiring to become a licensed professional councilor. Women wanted him. Men wanted to be him. His post-pubescent female(/male??) students were all up ons for they found him devastatingly attractive and orgasmic to the eye. To the unaided eye, he may appear to have been dressed by his mother and/or wife. Yeah, he talked a lot about his wife, but he talked even more about his dog, Arthur. On a clear night, when the moon is full, if you listen carefully you may still hear Markowski roaming the halls at Northeast. Roaming, and wondering, "Will that pedal ever meet the pavement?"
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Get the meriod mug.Marko is a unique person. Marko is the nicest, most caring, and hottest boy you will ever meet. Everyone’s mom’s wish they’re sons would be more like Marko. Brown hair, brown eye’s, 5’ 10’’, plays soccer, and overall smart. Marko will do anything in his way to protect you. If it means putting his own life before yours he’ll do it. Marko cares more about you than he does about anything else. Marko just wants you in his life. He wants to make you happy and be there for you and always listen to what you have to say. And if you are reading this yes, it’s about you. I’m writing this to you. I like you and think you are the funniest, cutest, and sweetest girl in this world. I care so much about you. I love staying up all night on FaceTime talking with you making each other laugh and just being there with each other. You make me the happiest I’ve ever been. And I’m so happy that you are in my life.
Marko - I wish she knew I was truly sorry and that I just want to be with her and have her forgive me for my one mistake
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Get the Markovitz mug.Terrible, sloppy poetry written by pseudo-intellectuals that disregards the conventions of good writing. Typically, ignores meter, rhythm and descriptive writing for generic verses littered with unsuited vocbulary.
Mercoetry:
'Lost within worlds of love so tender
We were two sides of equal splendor
Rising from a brief but needed recline
My hand enclosed her own so slender
As we walked out into the sunshine'
'Lost within worlds of love so tender
We were two sides of equal splendor
Rising from a brief but needed recline
My hand enclosed her own so slender
As we walked out into the sunshine'
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