Merk

To have casual sex in a bathroom during a party. Typically initiated by the female.

She pulled me into the bathroom, shut the door, and dropped her pants. As soon as she bent over the bathroom sink, I knew she wanted me to merk her.

"Why has Padrick been in the bathroom so long?" "He's merking some random chick."

by Duke L'Orange October 18, 2006

Merk

A word originating from Tekken, playing as Craig Marduk. A term used to describe extreme domination, or winning by a landslide

You just lost your round with a perfect score against you.

"I totally just merked you down!!"

"I just merked your ass"

by Alura SunFire January 10, 2010

merk

To diss, to intellectually injure someone.

Yo, Anand that midget SOB merked me by calling me a tool.

by Miles April 24, 2004

Merked

Practically wasted, stoned, or demolished

"Get merked son!"

by Lauren272 May 1, 2010

Merk

Merk is the slang for kill

Homiez imma Merk that opp

by Shooten j April 5, 2019

Merk

Merk is a combination of mean and jerk. A merk would not understand what they are being called because mean jerks are not intelligent. You can also combine other words to make your own insults that not many will understand; insulting them on a new level and not explaining your madness behind it. You're welcome.

Boyfriend: maybe you should lay off the chocolate..
Girlfriend: wow, really? You're such a merk.

by Wild_sunflower01 February 4, 2014

merK

1.CoD WaW clan who is undefeated possibly the greatest ever.
2.to get undeniably beaten by means of shit talking, physical beatings, or in a video games.

See Norton.

oh shit, 40 and 9 you got merK'd!

by God of Cruelty April 29, 2009