masterbait (masturbate)

It is the term that illiterate and dumb 9-12 year old retards, who listen to the Teletubbies and masturbate to pictures of Will Smith, use to replace the original word "masturbation" with.

I, a nerdy 12 year old, usually masterbait (masturbate) to Will Smith's topless pictures.

by drugaddict4206669] September 15, 2016

Masterbaker

Someone who enjoys double clicking the mouse *ahem* which also (due to profession) may cause yeast infections, for males there may be a disturbing rising in the....*dough*.... also a legend in the pleasure department.

I hear you're a masterbaker.. any tips for helping my bread stick rise?

I am the masterbaker. Prepare to be rolled out and devoured.

'Yes...pharmacy? I recently had a one night stand with a masterbaker. Now I have an unnerving scent of cinnamon from my muffin and it won't go away...tips?'

by A Minnesotan December 13, 2018

masterfaker

a person who has fooled everyone into thinking they are someone they aren't. Usually with lies and manipulations.

One who has convinced all others they are a saint but you know the truth.

My boyfriend is a masterfaker, he acts all proper around me but when he's not with me, he's drunk and hanging all over other women.

by popcornpopper November 12, 2010

Masterbrake

Taking a quick 5-10 minute brake from an online game for the sole purpose of masturbation

dude after this raid I have to take a masterbrake

by M.C. Hamper November 14, 2011

emo masterbater

Someone so emo they cut themselves while masterbating and use the blood as lube.

Dudes totally an emo masterbater

by svensterama December 3, 2014

The lonely masterbater

When your irrational fan base immediately masturbate when they hear your name. Even after your failed career.

Chad heard the name Jimmer in the produce section, now those apples have a protein glaze and he is know as "the lonely masterbater."

by Bman88 April 8, 2019

Masterbaiter

Master at catching bait

Masterbaiter = Me

by Ƥapi October 10, 2018