Marlon

A person called Marlon is most likely gonna try to crush your balls between his huge fuggin big ass hands. When he doesn’t try to rip your testicles out of your body, he will smash your shoulder into pieces of shattered bones and he will most likely make sure that there’ll only be a bloody paste left behind. When he doesn’t do that either, he will try to shatter your kneecaps or he will try to insert his hand forcefully into your rectum. And lastly, when he doesn’t try to enter your body forcefully in any way, he will instead bite you. He often likes to try kissing other men and he’s always fucking dogs in his backyard. In other words, a Marlon is a person who’ll make sure you lose your virginity to him, before you are able to lose it to a girl.

Grrrr UwU sussy baka senpai - Marlon, 2023

by Noah's Cock February 22, 2023

marlon

a big black negro who always slays with his dick whenever hes in bed

'uhhh i can tell youre a marlon, harder, harder!!'

by marli085 November 22, 2021

Marlon

Er ist nicht so wie alle anderen, er braucht nur sich selbst in seinem Leben um glücklich zu sein. Dennoch ist er bei der richtigen Person liebevoll und loyal. Er ist wunderschön und hat dadurch ein sehr großes Ego. Was durch sein ständiges Krafttraining noch verstärkt wird. Leider hält er zu sehr an seinen unerfüllbaren Standarten fest, eine Frau wie Madison Beer, doch dem wird fast keiner gerecht. Auf der Welt liebt er nur seine Mutter, seinen großen Bruder und seinen Kater.

Marlon wenn du das siehst, nehm dir ein paar Dinge zu Herzen:

- hör auf so viel Alkohol zu trinken

- deine Freundin ersetzt nicht deine Mutter

- du bist hübscher als dein großer Bruder also hör endlich auf dich mit ihm zu vergleichen

- ich wäre immer mit dem Fahrrad mit dir zum Extrablatt gefahren

-ein Auto krempelt nicht dein Leben um

by 123;5 November 21, 2021

Marlon

A guy who may be good looking BUUUT definitely not bf material! Not a type of person to waste your energy on because they will never want to grow. They are the type of person who stays stuck on the hs vape phase.

Omg you're dating Marlon? DUMP HIM!!

by MADAM BERRIES & CREAM October 27, 2021

Marlon

A tall, sexy and handsome mexican stigma male who has no weaknesses other than pencils.

Jennifer: OMG Marlon is sooo hot! I wonder is he's around today.
Alison: He stayed home because he has diarrhea.

by DeodorantStick June 16, 2021

Marlon

To pull someone into a TEAMS meeting, uninvited, at any time of the day...

Marlon Marloned Chris into a meeting at 1 AM

by MZ1987 June 17, 2021

Marlon

A man with a big dick. Tall, sexy and does not get any bitches.

Yo you see the guy over there, he's Marlon he gets no bitches.

by osus October 30, 2022