Marlon

someone who cares to much about other people instead of himself and gets nothing out of it because he's an idiot that feels to much when all he gets is being treated like trash most of the time. don't get to attached to a Marlon unless you wanna be treated with love and respect and get all the support in the world

"Oh look that dude just got shot!"
"Oh don't mind him, that's Marlon"

by imgayandmydogsknowsit February 13, 2018

marlon and ivy

ok..........NEVER MIND THIS IT SORTA ENDED..........OK

NEVER MIND THAT......its OVA

by AND BY THE WAY HAPPY BARMITZVAH!! March 28, 2005

Marlon

Marlon is a person who is hella hot and have a love for booty so if you have a big booty beware of a marlon. He has a love for sex and any kind of intercourse with a woman or male . Marlon are normally gay and uptight and annoying. Marlon is a fish .

Her; omg did you guys know marlons gay?

Him; OMGG YESSSS QUEEN

by omgg.how.many.handles.are.used June 12, 2018

markonus

100% gym junkie who likes to bench women and has a strong pimp hand and pimp thrust. he has a penis of large proportions and to comemorate this, the erect tower of markonus was built in the 21st centuary which is located in brighton and damascus. only have been built in the whole world because of the excess amounts of equipment and laborours used to make it.

we love u markonus...luv natalieus and fredicus

by fredicus and natalieus...look us up April 24, 2005

Marlon

annoying 6th grade kid with no friends

yo did you meet any marlons today?

pffft yup... annoying kid

by plssendhelpfofme February 19, 2019

Zoey Alexis Baker Markland

A really whore bitch. She likes to expose girls, so beware! She also is a depressed little girl, who cuts only for attention and never seeks help! She is a really flat girl with no ass or tits and likes to body shame people when she looks like LilHuddys sister 👀 She is also a hoe! Never love her, she has at least 4 boyfriends a month 🗣.

Guy: Oh my gosh I’ve only been dating this girl for a day and she’s already sucking another dude off!
Other Guy ( Probably named Josh or Jordan or Justus or Jayden or even a girl named Aaliyah ) : Damn was her name Zoey Alexis Baker Markland?
Guy: YES!

by a bitch named charys 🤙🏼 February 10, 2020

markoon

the second degree of a mark, which is a punk ass motherfunkin bizatch.

You used to be a mark, but now that you think your sister is hot, you are definitely a markoon.

by Carlos January 14, 2004