murfed out

(Adj./ state of being) The physical and mental condition of an individual the morning after he/she has partied and/or partook in drug use and has had little to no sleep the previous night.

Dude, I am so murfed out after all that shit we did last night.

by Allie March 8, 2004

malfedded

Poor treatment by certain package delivery companies.

"It's broken.. they malfedded me!"

by Dogtanian February 18, 2010

marked as sperm

"Marked as Sperm": a play on "Marked as Spam", commonly seen in message boards and forums. "Marked as Sperm" is used when the message in question is too odious to be adequately described by the relatively mild "Marked as Spam".

A hypothetical example of "marked as sperm" combined with a slightly edited actual comment:

john_balls1011 @dildoilbravishla: FUCK YOU DICKWAD

(Reply) (Mark as sperm) (Ignore)(Report)

by Suzy Clemens April 8, 2010

maredo

That unhappy, slightly uncomfortable feeling you get when you're lonely or feeling vulnerable. Usually accompanied by a sense of lowness and a disagreeable feeling in the pit of your stomach.

As he sat by himself in the restaurant he felt the eyes of tables of people feeling sorry for him. He over-ordered, ate too much, and felt even worse - an uncomfortable sense of maredo engulfed him. He was alone in a city he didn't know, with no friends to speak of, and he just wanted to be back home.

by thewonderfulwordsmith September 3, 2013

Maffed

So shredded, not one ounce of body fat

Charl: have you seen Darren today, he's looking totally maffed
Simon: yea man, he's been shredding down pretty hard

by Whitey58 March 4, 2014

Marfé

Marfé meaning that a couple is perfect or that two people look good together

They are marfé together. That looks marfé

by Cheeba January 2, 2016

MarkedOne

A wildly unpopular outlaw on the equally wildly unpopular The Ninja RPG.

Known for his unrestrained douchebaggery, enormous ego and the capacity to simultaneously steal from and kill 690% of everything that moves, MarkedOne is, of course, absolutely despised by everyone with half a brain cell. Anyone with more than half loves him.

In his spare time, MarkedOne enjoys making an ass of himself in the tavern, procrastinating getting a life and writing a newspaper that basically serves to stroke his ego.

"Go fuck yourself, MarkedOne."

"MO give me back my ryo rite naow!!!"

"This is your final warning, Mark. Stop harassing Pana."

by Temmienator April 28, 2016