Mandy

Lazy way to say "Mandy Mooresic". Mental condition in which only the pinkest and fluffiest of clouds and thoughts of how being faithful and loving can be the answer to all evil. Causes one to be constantly overjoyed and always painfully annoying and smily.
by Bulletproof Marshmallow March 4, 2007
mugGet the Mandymug.

Mandy

IF YOU LIKE PENIS COLADA

THEN COME AND SUCK ON MY DICK

-Mandy
by Laeylaw April 26, 2017
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Mandy

A trap. Otherwise known as, a man who dresses like a girl, acts like a girl, but has a dick. And it's gay.
"Look it's a Mandy!"
by _Rationality November 14, 2017
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Mandy

The act of having anal sex with your heterosexual boss.
What happened with you guys last night?

Oh you know, just some Mandy.

Don't you think that will cause problems at work?
by taansihsa November 12, 2010
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Mandy

A meth addicted sorry excuse for a mother. Also loves the cock and changes boyfriends like she changes her underwear. Is a narcissistic sociopathic compulsive liar who uses everyone around her.
Honey, you ain't nothing but a Mandy!
by Uahoe9674 October 30, 2013
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Mandi

A man that is very hairy and only has one eye, and is dating Donkey Lips. YUM
Hi my eye gushes blood. BEWARE!
by Medusa September 9, 2004
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Mandy

An oportunistic friend thats only around when you can benefit her. A debbie downer, someone unhappy untill everyone is unhappy, somone who will step on EVERYONE to get what ever she wants. A woman that purposly gets pregnant to trap her man into a lifetime "happyness". A self proclaimed life of the party but is not even close. A person that claims to "know" everyone in every conversation. A person that brags about living in the best trailer park in the world
We just opened our pool for the season, we just got "Mandy'd"

Don't hate me for getting a promotion, your being a "Mandy"

Look at that woman sitting in the corner of the bar, arms folded, pissy look on her face, chewing on her cheek, shes such a "Mandy"
by fromjimmyvillewithlove October 12, 2016
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