A disparaging term for a person who is a huge asshole every single day, in any given situation, one hundred percent of the time.
I tried my damndest to draw something positive out of that macroasshole but there was nothing I could do to elicit it since it just wasn’t in there.
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macroHard would later be swept under the rug as its most famous competitor, Microsoft made its debut one year after the freak accident. macroHard's most notable achievement is known as DURWEI (pronounced doorway), which was discovered 29 years after its founding, when their former office building, now refurbished for exotic animal sales, burned to the ground, and was found amongst the debris. DURWEI is a low-level turing incomplete Operating System.
macroHard would later be swept under the rug as its most famous competitor, Microsoft made its debut one year after the freak accident. macroHard's most notable achievement is known as DURWEI (pronounced doorway), which was discovered 29 years after its founding, when their former office building, now refurbished for exotic animal sales, burned to the ground, and was found amongst the debris. DURWEI is a low-level turing incomplete Operating System.
If you've heard of Microsoft, you've probably thought of macroHard. Little did you know, it was a real tech startup in the early '70s.
"Man, macroHard really ruined my love for carnivals."
"Macro who?"
"What?"
"Please be quiet during the exam."
"Man, macroHard really ruined my love for carnivals."
"Macro who?"
"What?"
"Please be quiet during the exam."
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