Lusting

When a guy or girl doesn't ask for love but asks for sexual activity over text. (Another word for hoeing)

"He NEEDS to stop lusting, then ill take him seriously"
"He loves lusting, he will never stop"

by YGlala September 25, 2017

losing my religion

1. a southern slang phrase that means "flying off the handle", losing ones cool and losing ones self-control. Some people also think it could mean to get laid.

2. a big 1991 hit song from the Georgia rock band R.E.M..

1. George: Jeremy has been acting funny since he polished off a bottle of Wild Turkey.
Billy: Yep, he's lost some of his religion.

2. The title "Losing My Religion" caused some confusion at first here in the MidWest.

by I Saw U2 Live Twice November 10, 2008

Losing your sock

Pulling out of your partner (after the coitus has finished and thus the penis is flacid) and the latex condom stays inside of your partner's anus / vagina.

Cameron: So what happened with you and Kate last night?
Kris: Well it was all good but then I lost my sock, that's when it got awkward.
Cameron: God I hate losing your sock.

by SalmonSailor December 19, 2012

losing fluid

The act of masturbating so much that one's body literally runs out of semen. Possible only when one has a sufficient supply of pornography, Victoria's Secret Catalogs or, as a last resort, any picture containing the barest hint of boob, including Sunday circulars, e.g. Sears catalogs or K-Mart penny flyers.

That chick was so hot, I was losing fluid the entire weekend.

by Spalds July 26, 2006

Losing the brakes

Losing the brakes is when you have to shit so bad and you know your ass muscle isn't going to hold it in and as you run the shit starts to squirt out.

After eating that chink food i could see that the ride home was going to be long, knowing I'd be losing the brakes.

by Mad MSC February 28, 2009

losing one's cool

To lose one's composure. Most people lose their cool when prompted by a negative impetus, like sexual rejection or poor brunch service.

"Losing one's cool is the sexual equivilent of an angry, limp penis."

by Poop.butt. April 11, 2014

detroit losing streak

When you shit on your girlfriend's bed, and blame it on her dog.

"Susanne , Jesus Christ, do you remember that time I found his Detroit losing streak on my bed?!"

by Bark Twain March 9, 2017