Loptarded

An amalgamation of the words "lopsided" and "retarded". This describes a thing that is so completely out of place or alignment that it screws up the entire picture. Usually contributed to laziness.

You're going to have to redo your website, because your margins are all loptarded in Firefox.

by I Like Bread May 15, 2006

Lops

A man or woman suffering from Lack Of Penis Or Pussy Syndrome.

Usually diagnosed to someone who is always depressed around a couple, constantly masturbating, or sexually deprived.

Greg: Have you heard about Ollie?
Gary: Why what's up?
Greg: He's masturbated 48 times in the last 3 days!
Gary: HE'S GOT LOPS!

Sammi: Everytime I bring my boyfriend home my sister becomes a bitch?
Heidi: Has she gotten dick recently, if not she has lops.

by itslova January 27, 2014

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A fictional dish. Also a fucking long goddamn word that doesn't fucking matter like you would never use this in a sentence.

Adam: did you know I can spell Lopado­temacho­selacho­galeo­kranio­leipsano­drim­hypo­trimmato­silphio­karabo­melito­katakechy­meno­kichl­epi­kossypho­phatto­perister­alektryon­opte­kephallio­kigklo­peleio­lagoio­siraio­baphe­tragano­pterygon?

Bill: No and I don't want to fucking hear you spell it

by Floykrie January 15, 2021

lopside

someone with a head always tilted at least 15 degrees

You that kid Ryan, his head is lopside!

by Rusty May 25, 2003

lolsagna

An expression used to mock people who overuse the abbreviation lol.

Some Jerk says:
LOL, I LOLed when I saw that girls boobs, LOL.

You say:
lolsagna

by george dragon December 4, 2005

LOLSATION

THE sensation of laughing out loud.

Bob: Hi guys
Stan: Hey BOB
*hot girl approaches Bob*
*Bob Falls down*
Stan:LOLSATION BOB

by BALOK GROUP June 22, 2009

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According to wikipedia, it is a fictional dish mentioned in Aristophanes' comedy Assemblywomen. Also I wanted to add the first definition to this

Guy 1: I ate Lopado­temakho­selakho­galeo­kranio­leipsano­drim­hypo­trimmato­silphio­karabo­melito­katakekhy­meno­kikhl­epi­kossypho­phatto­perister­alektryon­opto­kephallio­kigklo­peleio­lagōio­siraio­baphē­tragano­pterýgōn yesterday

Guy 2: WHAT THE FUCK!?

Guy 1: It's tasty

by NoWarranty August 3, 2009