lindsey lohan

an actress/singer who has absolutly no talent at all yet for some reason everyone loves (like hilary duff....stupid ugly slut)

stupid ugly fat whore whos boobs mysteriously grew 5 sizes over night

by crystal May 13, 2005

Lindsay Lohan

No matter how many pictures of her are put onto collegehumor.com, she's still thought of as wholesome.

The day will come where we'll see Lindsay completely topless, and that will be proof that on the eighth day, God made Lindsay and Monday Night Football

by Mike April 25, 2005

Lindsey Lohan

Lindsey Lohan a ho who has fake boobs. Comes with warning *may fuck your dad*.

Lindsey Lohan made my parents split up.
Becky stop being Lindsey Lohan.

by Notsocool November 8, 2006

Lohan Holiday

noun.

(1) When someone drinks heavily during a holiday, particularly when all of their extended family is present.

(2) An exotic mixture of illegal stimulants chosen for energy-fueling and appetite suppression.

(1) George: "Mom's in the other room sleeping even though the party isn't over, she's been on a Lohan Holiday for the entire week of Thanksgiving.

(2) Cindy: "OMG Vicky, you look so skinny, did you totes do a Lohan Holiday or some shit?"

by Luc Samatas September 13, 2009

lindsey lohan

female actress who got her carrer jump in the movie, the parent trap, and has now blossomed into a big breasted beauty.

I want to power-hump Lindsey Lohan.

by knucklehead February 21, 2005

lindsay lohan

She is hot. I would tap that.

"There's Lindsay Lohan. Would you tap that?"
"Yes, yes I would tap that."

by lizzi May 19, 2005

Lindsay Lohan

A ugly girl how thinks she all that. She has these very ugly freeckles that she hids away with make-up. She is a total fake 100%

you can tell mshe had plastisc segrey on her breasts because a skinny girl can't have big breats like that.

by Elizabeth Payne September 19, 2005