light in his loafers

Euphemism for homosexual man, especially when implying femininity.

Jerry: Why isn't John here at the bar watching the local sports game?
Jared: He's going shopping with Jenny before they go see Chick Flick.
Jerry: What, is that his girlfriend or something?
Jared: I dunno, John always seemed a little light in his loafers....

by T Cook May 15, 2006

loafer

Person who is generaly lazy and likes to sleep in, watch TV, and do other various lazy activities constantly. Comes from the late 1700's when it refered to a sailer who tried to avoid doing work.

He woke up at 3 pm? What a loafer!

by chrysolite13 July 25, 2004

pinch a loaf

Using your sphincter muscle to "pinch" a loaf of shit that is hanging halfway out your ass and won't drop of its own accord. Pinching a loaf always results in extra-messy wiping.

"Hurry up and finish taking a shit, we're already late! Pinch the loaf if you must!"

"Thanks for suggesting that I pinch a loaf; it worked. Now I have to spend 5 minutes wiping, then we can leave."

by bingobastard March 28, 2009

Loafting

The act of lifting and floating. Also the wasting of time when important stuff has to get done.

"Hey Sarracini, stop loafting man, we gotta go smash stuff!"

by Brokkalakis October 6, 2009

Lafalaise

Lafalaise is a beautiful French/Creole last name. It basically means a very deep cliff in the mountains. It is so easy to write this name in cursive and flows together beautifully. A lot of people pronounce it entirely wrong, but it is not difficult: "la-fa-lez." This last name is unique and divine, pure beauty.

Mr. and Mrs. Lafalaise lived a happily ever after in the mountains in Paris.

by DorJun November 16, 2011

Loaf of Beans

When canned beans stay in a can shape even after being emptied from the can

When I was dumping the beans out of the can they were a loaf of beans.

by Creztop May 25, 2018

Ballymun Speed Loaf

The act of using ones head as a projectile towards a desired targets skull usually to cause harm. Derived from a classic head butt and perfected by the schoolchildren of suburban Dublin for use as a finishing move for fights before and after classes of P.E.

Shut up you Ye fool or you'll be getting a ballymun speed loaf for Christmas

by Big Daddy J speed loaf King July 27, 2016