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One who enjoys the consumption of small animals, typically domestic, regardless of the moral and ethical consequences.
Dude have you seen my poodle? I posted reward signs all over the place... that kone must have eaten her for lunch!
by Puffy January 14, 2004
Get the kone mug.A curly headed old woman who squeals on occasion and makes loud grunting noises when you McDaniel or don't turn in your memory paper.
by Kyle & McDaniel November 7, 2006
Get the konen mug.Someone who has seen Invisible Children's "Kony 2012" project and is extremely supportive of it (sharing the video on their Facebook page, putting up posters), almost to the point of orgasming over it.
Mitch: Did you hear? Kevin's got a massive koner.
Frank: I know, he sent me that video like five times today alone!
Frank: I know, he sent me that video like five times today alone!
by Torminator II August 28, 2012
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