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Kosher Mocha

Idina and Taye's baby is a Kosher Mocha.
by Raisel Adena August 12, 2009
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Koshertarian

A practicing Jew that eats only vegetarian dishes in non-kosher venues (as if he/she was a vegetarian) to avoid non-kosher ingredients.
- We went with Rachel to the new Sushi-place.
- But how? They're not kosher!
- Oh, that's alright, she's a koshertarian, so we just ordered their vegetarian dishes.
by Al McDuck June 28, 2013
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by EatMyKnob May 16, 2016
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Kosher Culture

The traditions and rituals held by the Jewish people
A bar mitzvah is one of the benefits a Jewish boy can have if he decides to get deep in his roots and discover his Kosher Culture
by EmJayee September 30, 2017
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Kosher Style

When something or someone is not *technically* Jewish, but might as well be due to LITERALLY everything about them, including looks and mannerisms.

Like delis, George Costanza, and most hot moms under 5'8, for example.
Milo: Hey you want to do brunch this Saturday, I am macking hard on this new chick, Veronica, she will be there with friends.

Noah: Isn't she Jewish, does she go out Saturday?

Milo: Nah, she is just kosher style, she looks Jewish because she dyes her hair red, is 5'2, and still talks about her slutty semester abroad in 2004.

Noah: Cool, let's get some bacon, brosef.
by Mike109999 January 27, 2022
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Glasgow Kosher

Slaughtering animals after kosher/halal procedures by headbutting them.
Oy, Brian, it's the only kosher was to get a steak these days. Just smash yer skull against it. That's a Glasgow Kosher for yer.
by disguys June 30, 2011
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Everybody needs a kosher snack

The Yiddish, and unreleased version of Bruce Springsteen's Hungry Heart, written well before he was famous and when he was on a kick to appeal to Hasidic Jews in Brooklyn. Here are the know lines to that song:

Got a wife and kid in Williamsburg, Irv, I went out for a nosh, never said a word. Everybody needs a Kosher snack, bagel with a schmear, not a breakfast jack. A good knish or a matzo brei, a piece of lox that is not too dry.

Everybody needs a Kosher snack, from Borough Park down to Hackensack. Like the Nile when it doesn't flow, I got such gas that I gotta go. Everybody needs a kosher snack, take one now and then bring one back.

Oy, Oy, Oy, Oy, Oy
Springsteen's ``The Jew Years'' featured Everybody needs a kosher snack.
by tirtle July 2, 2018
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