koocher

The inside of a monkeys asshole. Commonly used in the phrase: Son of a Monkeys Koocher

Occasionally used as a friendly swear word when a young child is around, so they will not pick up on regularly used swear words such as Fuck, Ass, Bitch, ect.

I dropped a cinderblock on my hand, it hurt like a Son of a Monkeys Koocher!

He is such a Son of a Monkeys Koocher...

koocher by Monkeys Koocher July 22, 2014

Koocher

A male who only cares about getting in a girls pants. His one goal is life is to see some coochie.

Most likely in a frat.

Brad is such a koocher, I swear he tries to fuck anything with a vagina.

Koocher by Tussyonwiddit July 10, 2022

Köcher−Schulz 

A term which consists of two parts.
1. "Köcher" can be said, when a person (friend or stranger)burps intensionally or unintensionally in an appropriate volume, so that the surrounded people notice your miracle.

When you are not absolutely sure, if you have reached the sufficient volume you could use the following scale.
If you were burping at a family gathering and everybody would look at you utterly shocked- you know - the volume was enough.
2. "Schulz" must be said about half a second later. The response's volume depends on the burp volume, the louder the handcrafted song of enjoyment, the louder the only appropriate response "Schulz"!

Successfully introduced by Valentin and Robin at expense of our friend

Bruh, this beer is the best i have ever had... Friend 1 burps loudly and says: Köcher?
Rest responding: Schulz!
Friend 2: we see :D
Köcher−Schulz

Köcher−Schulz by Valentinos February 19, 2018

This koochee 

This koochee is similar to "this dick"

Girls somtimes say it becuase they anit got a Dick.

"What did you just say? This koochee!"

Bonequesha, whats the answer to numba 4....THIS KOOCHEE!

This koochee by Fuckingslutfucker November 16, 2009

koosher 

A sexual position that involves having sexual intercourse while the female plays pc games and clutches the round as a male ejaculates

babe get off the pc or ima koosher you

koosher by gfdghadhfg February 10, 2018

Kocher 

When a person steals an insecure tool’s girlfriend

Guy 1: Hey! That guy is stealing my girlfriend.
Guy 2: He’s totally pulling a kocher, let’s cry about it on urbandictionary.com

Kocher by urGFwasGreatlastNight August 24, 2011

Kocher 

Kocher is the guy that comes into your life for what feels like a split second and gives you the best time right before he friend zones you. He’s every girls knight in shining armor

“You seen kocher? He takes everyone’s bitches

Kocher by Sixtyboii February 2, 2022