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kettle head

A beacon of spectacular brilliance, inspiring love and hope, in an otherwise seemingly cold and dark world. Has the ability to illuminate your perspective and enhance your imagination.
What a gloriously wonderful kettle head!
by Tf February 10, 2014
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Kettle Cooking

when a guy dips his nuts into a hoes vagina; a vaginal tea bagging
"The bitches ass was to small for the two-wheeled dump truck, so I kettle cooked that mark ass ardvark"
by RIZYZYZYZ Y May 9, 2005
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Kettle corn

The act of tea bagging a girl/guy with poprocks in their mouth. This abides to the rules of kettle corn, due to the sweet and salty combo as well as the popping.
Have you ever experienced kettle corn? It's pretty extreme cause some times the popping hurts, but it hurts so good.
by Life changer April 11, 2010
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Kettle

To beat viciously. Originated from a scene in the 2007 movie Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street where Sweeney Todd (played by Johnny Depp) beats Pirelli (Sacha Baron Cohen) with a tea kettle.
I heard you got kettle'd by a kid. There's no excuse for that, man.
by Trinket Stag September 27, 2008
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Kettle Fear

"Dude, I was playing Kettle Fear last night.."
"You mean Metal Gear?"
"Yeah whatever, and i completely blew this asshole's head off"
by YouKnowWho-poonS October 30, 2011
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kettle

To be stressed out

Originates from the household appliance creating steam that builds up pressure inside the kettle.
Dude dont worry about that exam
your getting a bit too kettle
by Keats September 18, 2004
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Kettles

daaaaamn, those kettles
by jjno3 January 17, 2011
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