Blue knuckle pants

Skinny pants that are so tight that they actually cut of circulation. This sometimes results in the users knuckles turning blue.

"hey whats happening to your fingers?"

"I don't know, I think these might be blue knuckle pants"

by faux bird February 28, 2008

Pee knuckle

How one might spell the name of the card game, "Pinochle" because it is pronounced as though it were spelled, "Pee knuckle".

Martha, I'm going over to Ron's house tonight because he's hosting a Pee knuckle competition.

by Telephony October 8, 2013

Knuckle graze

The unfortunate event when the toilet paper you are wiping with skims and slips off your ass, thus causing your knuckles to graze your half-wiped ass. A smell check of the offending knuckles will confirm or deny whether you need to cut off your hand.

This dollar store toilet paper offered me no ass traction; a knuckle graze occured, and now my knuckles look like shitty brown mountains.

by SavageNation June 5, 2009

Fuck Knuckle

Can be used to describe a person who is generally a dickhead, or used when something goes wrong.

A) You are such a fuck knuckle

B) Fuck knuckle!

by ~primakat~ September 1, 2005

knuckle sandwich

to administer a mouthful of fist; to punch someone in the face

you want a knuckle sandwich?

by Branid January 3, 2004

knuckle shuffle

To masturbate quickly.

Johnny did a knuckle shuffle on his piss pump.

by ed jude February 15, 2005

Poop Knuckle

The result of an improper angle of approach when wiping your ass from a particularly messy poop-session. Poop gets on your knuckle. Usually occurs when you lift a cheek to the side and attempt a wipe.

Steve liked to lean to the left when he wiped his ass. This often resulted in a nasty case of poop knuckle.

by Bspot January 14, 2008