Kisler

An old t-shirt used to clean up masturbated ejaculate. Kislers often go long periods of time without being washed.

A friend of mine accidentally wore his kisler to school yesterday. Sick!

by Gormonster February 5, 2010

ass kisser

A politician because they have to please everone to get elected. In other words to kiss there asses.

Did you hear that ass kisser on tv?

by Deep Blue 2012 September 8, 2009

floor kisser

A guest on the Maury show, who, after finding out they did not correctly identify the father of their baby, falls to the floor face down.

Maury: Johnathen, you are NOT the father.

Rhonda: NO! *falls to the floor in frusration*

Johnathen: *cheers* YEAH! I'm not the daddy!

Steph at home: Rhonda here is a floor kisser.

by MeTheTree January 2, 2007

green kisser

Mostly referring to a new kisser, someone who hasn't kissed before and someone who hasn't kissed a lot.

a newbie at kissing
a rookie kisser
a bad kisser
an unexperianced kisser
a green kisser

by Stefani<33 December 17, 2008

Dirty Rainbow Kisser

When a man ejaculates into his partner's asshole, then sucks it out, and proceeds to make-out with their partner.

I heard Dirty Rainbow Kissers are very popular at homosexual bars.

by AJSinister July 2, 2012

kisser bee

one who is down to Earth, has a good sense of humor, is attractive and sexy, yet remarkably intelligent. a kisser bee knows how to have fun, but also harbors the right balance of self control. she is supportive, and realistic, comforting, tolerant, forgiving, inquisitive, inspiring, and independent. she's the best friend a person could ask for.

i.e. that girl is a real kisser bee

by gingerbuddha December 29, 2009

apple kisser

When you kiss someone and they kiss you back like they are eating an apple (or your favorite fruit/vegetable).

I started kissing this chick but it felt like she was gnawing on my face and when I saw my reflection in the mirror I looked like a granny smith apple.

by Zee Assman February 18, 2005