Kirk

The surname of someone who proves there is an extreme end of the autism spectrum.

That guy guy licking the wall is such a kirk

by blackhammer9555 March 8, 2022

Kirk

That one mod in a Roblox discord server who does nothing but start conflict, be a total bitch, and makes life a living hell for everybody who actually has a life.

“Didn’t you get banned?”
“Kirk banned me.”
“That piece of fucking shit.”

by A human I guess June 30, 2022

Kirk

To leave / To bounce / To dip from a location and kick rocks to another.

Yo the boys are dipping for I'm gonna Kirk out too , later cut.

by SantaCruzSlang August 13, 2022

Kirk

Deiform of Empyrean

Kirk, The god of creation

by KJKakarot November 3, 2022

Kirk

The male version of a Karen. A male person who uses his privelige, economic status or ethnicity to demand their way. They view all others beneath them and feel they deserve special treatment. Often discovered through alcohol consumption.

That guy at table 7 wants 7 lemons in his water and snaps when he wants service. The guy is a total Kirk.

by Tonylum February 24, 2023

kirk

a herblike man, one who laughs at everything and adds value wherever he goes.

I wish I was naturally more of a Kirk.

by girlsrule12345 April 26, 2023

Kirk

Kirk (verb), to violate the Prime Directive.

"That was a beautiful planet."

"Aye laddie, it was; then we kirked it."

by Geekonomicon November 17, 2023