Keenan Grawe 

a.k.a. Spam Jelly

Keenan is this really funny, kinda funny looking (in a sexy way) kid who does stuff like steal cookies with his bones.

Look, children! It's Keenan Grawe.

Keenan Grawe by a pseudonym. haha i'm so crever. October 30, 2004

Keenhole 

(v.) To copulate with a person by way of a large gauge in his or her earlobe. Mostly performed by homosexuals with body modifications, this hobby is also enjoyed by heterosexual couples.

(n.) The act or fetish of penetrating a person's earlobe piercing hole with one's penis.

By you asking how I could be attracted to someone with large ear gauges, I can tell that you're a man that has never keenholed someone.

Keenhole by deathofsanity August 7, 2010

Keen for a bum? 

Phrase used largely in the UK male homosexual community to enquire as to ones willingness to engage in anal sex.

Look, let's just cut to the chase, are you wasting my time or are you keen for a bum?

Keen for a bum? by FlyingRobotDog April 3, 2010

keener

A person who is really extra in everything they do, especially academics. They always deny the fact that they are a keener and pretends like they don't do any work, but everyone knows they are lying.

Shaheer: I spent $400 on my school project to make it extra cool and amazing!
everyone: Smh....what a keener...

keener by the other keener April 4, 2019

keen bean 

An eager person, usually with a nerdish edge to their enthusiasm.

"Hammy was already on my doorstep when I got home from work, even tho the show's not 'til 9. Brah's a keen bean."

"Jennifer's such a keen bean she ducked out of the New Year's party early to get a head start on her tax return."

keen bean by SeaBat June 11, 2006

Keener

An individual obsessed with academic performance. This person treats every assignment, quiz, and test as if it were a life and death situation. It is imperative for a keener to receive straight A's in every class. If a keener receives a mark less than an A, said keener will wallow in a pool of self-pity and depression. However, keeners quickly recover by doubling their efforts in an attempt to redeem themselves of this failure.

Keeners also exhibit chronic habits which make them easy to spot. A keener will have intense feelings of anxiety about an upcoming test 3 months in advance and then proceed to receive an A later. Keeners also have a calculator at all times in order to calculate their GPA at any given moment in order to reassure themselves that they will receive an A in the course. A keener also possesses the lightning reflexes of a black mamba in order to raise their hand at an astonishing speed to answer any question that the teacher may ask in order to demonstrate their mental prowess. But most important of all, a keener is one that is enthusiastic about learning more than anything else.

Jessica: OH MY GOD! The final is going to be so hard! I'm going to fail this course!! I need to start studying now!

Me: Uhh...classes haven't even started yet and you and I both know you're going to ace this course, you're such a keener.

Keener by KingOfKeeners September 23, 2012

Keenia 

Very intelligent, friendly, but spiteful person. A person who will hold a grudge (as long as it takes) until people apologize and confess to the wrong that they have done to her (family, friends, or herself). Loves to laugh. Would rather watch comedy than real-life drama. Hates to be serious all the time. Party Girl!! Did I mention Party Girl!!! Loves to have an wonderful time, however sometimes may take it a little too far. Very loving and naturing individual who is attractive to success and high power (Someone that is a little cocky, sure of themself).

Keenia is woman everyone would love to be great friends with but hate to be her enemy!

Keenia by keenia26 February 5, 2010