junk brothers

Two men who have had their genitalia touched by the same masseuse.

A: She gave you a table shower after your massage? Me too!
B: That makes us junk brothers.

by Dr. Bill Redthroate March 29, 2010

Junk Trap

A sexless relationship going nowhere. Often nearly impossible to get out of.

Jim: "Dude, Andy is definitely not getting any from Annie. She's a total tease."
Joey: "Yeah. He's in a total junk trap."

by Rockport Pussywagon June 18, 2010

junk bruise

the sore spot (sometimes a bruise) caused by the thwapping of the male genitalia against either the thigh or its components.

I went streaking last night and got some major junk bruise.

by gingertonic March 15, 2011

junk chunks

When fellatio is given by a highly inebriated woman who then, as the man is finishing, proceeds to vomit, or "blow chunks," on her partner's penis and testicles, i.e. junk.

Man 1: Duuuuuuuude. Sally totally gave Mike junk chunks last night. She was so wasted.
Man 2: Dope.

by DailyDoseDover January 5, 2016

jänksitorn

tower of bunnies
(usually consists of 5 bunnies)

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by HrMystik October 3, 2019

Junkai

Junkai is a unique name and comes with it ... a unique person. Junkai is a traditional Chinese boy’s name and represents the qualities of physical and mental strength, resilience and perseverance. Anyone would be lucky to have a Junkai beside them because they are a true treasure and a life partner.

Wow Junkai!

by Kylie_Robinson October 11, 2021

Junkghost

Legally the funniest person ever.

tab: burger king popcorn chicken sucks
junkghost: burglar kink popcorn chicken is a plight on humanity

by tabithavonpossumo March 1, 2022