Jinae

Amazing girl, she is you're best friend and always knows what to say to make you smile. Has a great personality and is so smexy you wont believe it 'till you see it. Jinae is a very quite girl until you get to know her, she doesn't trust very well but when she does she will trust you to the ends of the earth. Only tells her secret to her best friends, doesn't have many but she know which friends are her 'true' friends.

friend: "Hey Jinae, whats wrong?"
Jinae: "Nothing im fine"
best friend: "Whats wrong Jinae? are you ok?"
Jinae: "No :(... (talks about problems"

by sniddywoo June 23, 2013

Jonald McRonaldson

a man who shits in urinals then eats it

random mexican: whoaa jefe theres sum wack ass foo up in the jawn eatin sum shit outta a urinal
random caucasian: must be a jonald mcronaldson

by negromongler6969 July 26, 2019

Janae

A creative girl that enjoys blogging, Netflix and beauty. She's surrounded by loud large crowds quite often, although she prefers the quiet.

Girl one; Who's that girl sitting alone over there?
Girl two; Must be a Janae, let's go be loud around her

by Runaway Writer May 22, 2017

Jonah

A savage sagittarius whom is pleased by only the dankest and spiciest memes and only listens to real music like the song "Take On Me"Of by A-ha

Jonah is always talking about memes.

by MemeQueen41285 April 2, 2017

Jonah

Jonah is an artsy, funny person. He is incredibly intelligent and loves reading. Most of the time, though, his head is in the clouds, which leads to his existential thoughts. He is an amazing artist, whether it comes to music (usually plays the saxophone), cooking, or drawing and painting. When first meeting people appears very shy, but once he warms up he is super fun to talk to! Says random shit. He isn’t very athletic but loves being outside. His greatest quality, though, is that he is very honest. If you tell him a secret, you can be sure it will stay between you and him. Always super kind. Has blonde or brown hair, tall and skinny, usually a sagitarius.

If you ever meet a Jonah, befriend him! He will always listen to you and be very patient.

“What the hell is the point of this box in definitions like these?” Jonah asked

by WildRaccoon August 13, 2018

Jonah Falcon

Jonah Falcon (born July 29, 1970) is an actor and writer. He is perhaps best known for the size of his penis, measuring 9½ inches (24 cm) flaccid and 13½ inches (34 cm) erect.

Jonah Falcon appeared in the May 2003 issue of Rolling Stone.

by Jonah Falcon April 25, 2005

Johae

A very beautiful wink.

One can use a johae to express gratitude, exquisite joy, deep and meaningful feelings (although if these are lusty feelings, one must be careful since an attempt at a johae can easily transform into a sleazy wink if not careful). Only the luckiest of lucky have had johaes showered upon them.

"Ah! HA! I did it! I finally taught a hoard of chipmunks to sing 'Beat It' in perfect English. All of my hard work has finally paid off, my lusty lover!"

"Oh yes, is this true?" (JOHAE)

"Wow... never have I been so lucky to receive such a glorious johae. That is even more rewarding than all of my long, tedious struggles."

by JohaesForEveryone April 4, 2009