Johanne

basic white girl who screams in the classroom

hey

she acted so normal oh yeah she a johanne

by Johanneisbasic February 15, 2021

Johanne

A name of a girl with a heart of gold!

Johanne oh she is so sweet!

by tubboStan February 22, 2021

Martin Johannes

A very talented musician who could get every girl he would want, so if he chose you, then youre a lucky ass mf. He is genuine, kind, cute, handsome and so much more. Get yourself this handsome devil rn.

Girl 1. I wish I dated Martin Johannes.
Girl 2. I know, he is so talented oml.
Martin Johannes. I have so many options, idk who to choose.

by Alaskafocus4836 March 8, 2021

johann

guy that will steal your soon to be ex

johann took my girl

by bartholo_hindenburg November 15, 2023

Johann Nepomuk

A person who is the most actractive guy in the friend group

Wow he wears Timberlands! What a Johann Nepomuk

by chiefkeefsosa69 February 2, 2024

Johanne

Johanne is the popular girl in school and quite possibly a secret agent. She’s either very white (in some cases) or very dark (in other cases) finding a Johanne is very rare to find as she takes things very seriously and doesn’t take crap from anybody. She is packed with passive aggressiveness and is a strong mighty bulldog!

Oh yeah that’s THE Johanne.

by 2 girls 1 Bathtub November 21, 2023

Johannes

This young man is very ugly and his parents dont love him. He will never find a girlfriend in his life (like me) and always be a lonely person.

Hallo ich bin Johannes, wie geht es dir Simon mein Freund?!

by >Johannes December 5, 2022