An adult male, often a New York based sportswriter, columnist or other media-type, who has an unhealthy obsession with Yankees longtime shortstop Derek Jeter. Although these men identify themselves as heterosexual and are often in committed relationships with women, they take every opportunity to gush about Derek Jeter and fantasize about having a romantic relationship with Derek Jeter.
Once Tim began gushing about Derek Jeter's calm eyes, he revealed to the whole world that he was a Jeter-sexual.
Michael was so excited that the regional sports network that he worked for was letting him interview Derek Jeter. As Michael was sure he could not complete the entire interview without getting a boner, he asked that they conduct the interview while seated. Michael was not ready to come out as a Jeter-sexual.
Mike the sports columnist was so mad that the Yankees traded for A-Rod. Although the statistics showed that A-Rod was a superior baseball player to Derek Jeter, Mike knew in his heart that Derek Jeter was the better player. Mike wrote column after column, blaming A-Rod for everything that went wrong for the Yankees. Mike decided that professionalism was not important when it came to besmirching A-Rod's good name. Mike hoped that someday, Derek Jeter would notice all of Mike's hard work. Mike daydreamed about Derek taking him on a date. Tussling his mop of grey hair. Derek wouldn't pick on Mike for only being 5 feet tall and buying his clothes in the children's section of Sears. Mike dreamed of the day Derek would finally grow tired of having tons and tons of sex with dozens and dozens and the world's most beautiful women. Mike is a sad, sad Jeter-sexual.
Michael was so excited that the regional sports network that he worked for was letting him interview Derek Jeter. As Michael was sure he could not complete the entire interview without getting a boner, he asked that they conduct the interview while seated. Michael was not ready to come out as a Jeter-sexual.
Mike the sports columnist was so mad that the Yankees traded for A-Rod. Although the statistics showed that A-Rod was a superior baseball player to Derek Jeter, Mike knew in his heart that Derek Jeter was the better player. Mike wrote column after column, blaming A-Rod for everything that went wrong for the Yankees. Mike decided that professionalism was not important when it came to besmirching A-Rod's good name. Mike hoped that someday, Derek Jeter would notice all of Mike's hard work. Mike daydreamed about Derek taking him on a date. Tussling his mop of grey hair. Derek wouldn't pick on Mike for only being 5 feet tall and buying his clothes in the children's section of Sears. Mike dreamed of the day Derek would finally grow tired of having tons and tons of sex with dozens and dozens and the world's most beautiful women. Mike is a sad, sad Jeter-sexual.
by The Hoodie April 13, 2014
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A mixed-race male, usually half black half white or Filipino, that will always strive to be the top person in their group. Most people are usually jealous of him, but look up to him. They always want to have a good reputation and is well-remembered due to the odd name, or relation to Derek Jeter. Jeters are mostly found in NY/NJ and are usually born from 1999 to 2016. One example of this is Derek Jeter. A well-recommended name for babies.
A mixed-race male, usually half black half white or Filipino, that will always strive to be the top person in their group. Most people are usually jealous of him, but look up to him. They always want to have a good reputation and is well-remembered due to the odd name, or relation to Derek Jeter. Jeters are mostly found in NY/NJ and are usually born from 1999 to 2016. One example of this is Derek Jeter. A well-recommended name for babies.
1. This guy is so clean, he could almost be named Jeter!
2. I don't really know his race, but he seems like a great guy like he is Jeter.
3. You are named after Derek Jeter, Jeter?
2. I don't really know his race, but he seems like a great guy like he is Jeter.
3. You are named after Derek Jeter, Jeter?
by shookfuls May 23, 2018
Get the Jeter mug.A liberal who voted for joe biden. Not realizing that if you support joe biden. You support his actions past and present. Labeling yourself as a racist , classist , dishonest , pedophile .
Linda : “ Katie I have bad news... my husband voted for joe biden!”.
Katie: “ you did catch him in your closet wearing your wedding dress .... I’m not surprised!”.
Linda: “what a joetard.”.
Katie: “ you did catch him in your closet wearing your wedding dress .... I’m not surprised!”.
Linda: “what a joetard.”.
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Get the Jeter Christ mug.- Shortstop for the New York Yankees who wears #2 on his jersey who:
I. Has AIDS
II. Sucks in three very specific ways:
(a) So Hard
(b) So Bad
(c) Wicked Bad
I. Has AIDS
II. Sucks in three very specific ways:
(a) So Hard
(b) So Bad
(c) Wicked Bad
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