jersey two step

the process by which Jersey males skip dating, and the foreplay process and move directly from the first kiss to the first bang. Ususally happens in coastal towns, such as Seaside. Jaeger shots usually aid in this process.

Clark met a girl at the liquor store, gave her the ol' Jersey two step, and now she is prego.

by bebalicious March 4, 2005

Jersey Frostbite

When the girlfriend or wife of your friend gives you a kiss hello or goodbye immediately after blowing your friend thus leaving a small amount of his spunk on you that resembles frostbite.

P - Hey J, what's that white stuff your cheek?
J - I don't know. T's wife just gave me a kiss hello.
P - I think they had just snuck off for a hummer about 5 minutes ago.
J - Ewwwwww, She gave me the Jersey Frostbite

by T-Way October 31, 2009

Jersey Canoe

Any big ass pointy womens shoe thats big enough to stomp out a forest fire.

Holy shit! look at the Jersey canoes on Jen.

by CrackersAkA December 21, 2008

Jersey Punchbowl

When a guy pukes into a girl's vagina, then proceeds to have sex with her puke-filled vagina.

He was so drunk, he didn't even realize he gave her a Jersey Punchbowl until he saw vomit on his dick the next day.

by Apollo's Pad May 5, 2009

Jersey Thunderstorm

the act of someone taking a shit while another person is in the bathroom taking a shower. More notably, when someone takes a very smelly, loud shit while another person is in the bathroom taking a shower.

Person 1 - "I was in the middle of the most awesome shower this morning, and all of a sudden I hear a fucking fart. I looked around the curtain and Steve's sitting there with his pants around his ankles, shitting his goddamn brains out. I swear the fumes burnt my fucking eyes."

Person 2 - "Ewww...you got caught in the middle of a fuckin' Jersey Thunderstorm."

Person 1 - "Yeah... no shit.... no pun intended."

by kamikazeproject November 27, 2009

jerseyfest

the act of sticking your foot in the female's vagina/male's mangina, while getting a blumpkin by an asian person, light your hand on fire and then fist fuck a goat. finally, you end it with giving a dog a rim job and pouring horse semen into a human asshole. but you must do all this while wearing a burger king crown and the sexual partner must be a jigaboo, while having a soup kitchen in a prius.

dude: dude i just had the best jerseyfest of my life last night.
dude 2: oh cool. i want in.

by ReallyGKid November 29, 2010

Jersey Rotisserie

A 3some where the woman is on her hands and knees between two guys. One has his dick in her mouth, one has his dick in her ass or pussy. Looks like a pig on a rotisserie. Could be a fat chick but doesn't have to be.

She got herself into a Jersey Rotisserie again with those two last night

by Shockaa December 11, 2014