ask jeeves bitch

A haltering phrase that is injected into a conversation to stop another from a bout of irrational questioning. Typically stated in the middle of a reply out of mere frustration or it can be used as an interuption of a 'too many questions' attack. May be a simple end rather than an answer to a useless question.

Example One
YoLandray - Hey man, who is going tonight?
Devondry - Everyone! Even Joe's cousin Lisa will be there.
YoLandray - Whaaaat!? Who is she with, who's she going with, is she with anyone, is it true what they... Devondry - Daaaam foo... I dunno, ask Jeeves bitch!

Example Two -
Sleepy - Hey Doc, is it true that sleeping aids cause oily gas?
Doc, Bashful aaaaand Grumpy - We dunno foo! Ask Jeeves Bitch!

by Berndoyd April 7, 2007

jeesey creesy

another way to say "jesus christ" in a less harsh way..

"JEEsEY CRESSY THAT HURT!"

by sherrie January 29, 2004

Jescelynn

Often stubborn and indecisive but very smart, beautiful and funny all at the same time. You don't want to mess with anyone named Jescelynn because they can pretty much kick your ass. Although most people with the name Jescelynn are lovers, not haters, it's definitely not a good idea to be on their bad side. Style is important, never leave the house without looking proper.

There is a dope chick doing a dance with all her friends in a circle, who's that? That's Jescelynn. She's coo.

by Just a pimp, no hoes February 6, 2010

jeezed up

Derogatory word for going to church, usually reserved for referring to other people or when one has to go to church when they don't want to.

I just walked past two kids carrying cateschism textbooks. I bet they were going to get jeezed up.
OR
When I was a kid my parents used to make me go get jeezed up every Sunday morning.

by Rev. Pasternack April 24, 2008

Jeezerati

a community of Christians who are exceedingly devoted to Jesus Christ. It is treated as a plural.

They are counted among the Jeezerati.

by Uttam Maharjan 2 June 29, 2014

Jeepers patz

An expression of extreme surprise or excitement.

Person 1: jeepers patz did you just see that bubble butt!
Person 2: yeah, i seen it.

by Slawcat February 6, 2018

Jeejeesh

A God Tier Memer and the GF of a YouTuber who does those Hitler parodies on YouTube.

Also, a professional toilet cleaner and, according to ya boi Papa Gaypa, an ex-lesbian.

She is also obsessed with @everyone pings on the Discord chat application.

Jeejeesh: Hi I’m Jee, and HRP is my heart and soul. Have a Master Spark!

by SarcasticCynic69 May 11, 2018