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January 24

January 24 is the day you'll meet your special someone, you won't realize how lucky you got to meet this person or how important this person will be to you at first. They will be the most important person in your life, the one who brightens you're day the way no one else can. Their special so please take care of them you got lucky :)
He’s amazing I can’t believe I met him on January 24! what are the odds?
by Toes are to cool for you October 20, 2019
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January 19

If you were born on January 19th you are the smartest person walking around on the planet right now and everyone else is fucking stupid
Oh he was born on January 19th, I don’t think we should fuck with him
by NotNifemi October 17, 2019
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January 25

National crush day, on this day
ask ur crush out and don't take no for an answer, this day only rolls around once a year so go get em!
It's january 25! Let me ask my crush out so i don't have to worry about it and live life to the fullest!
by begonethotties October 13, 2019
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January 20

On January 20th, steal one of your best friends hoodie
Best friend 1: * snags his bsf hoodie*
Best friend 2: where tf did it go, shit it’s January 20 that hecker
by jams vegan November 1, 2019
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January 9

People born on January 9th are just the best. Like y’all would never find people as hardworking as the ones born on Jan 9th out there.
“Hey did you know that Alexandra’s born on January 9th?”
“Oh, guess that explains why she’s such a keeper”
by keehoho October 23, 2019
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jizz jar january

like no nut november, destroy dick december, in this challenge you gotta fill a whole jar by your choice, full of jizz untill the end of january
Yo man are you doing the jizz jar january?
Hell naw, I live with my parents tho.
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January 7

People born on January 7 are the coolest people ever. They are automatically given the cool card and are often praised for being the best at everything.

You are also a capricorn, otherwise known as the most successful between all the zodiac signs.
J:Hey man,It's my birthday today.

T: Oh really, it's January 7, you're so lucky to be born on such an awesome day man.
by Girly M October 19, 2019
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