thunder jammer

While performing the sacred art of the one legger from behind, one can pause, look, and appreciate the ASSets in front of you as you begin to wail on the cheeks as if they were speed punching bags at your local gym.

Yo B! check out the badonkadaonk on that filth, id give my left nut to giver her the thunder jammer.

by Deeznuts May 20, 2006

Jammered

An extremely intoxicated state.

The state of intoxication just before passing out, where time and events are difficult to differentiate.

This term cannot be used to often and should not be confused with Hammered

I was fucking jammered last night

I was so jammered I slept with a fat chick ugly chick, yes not just fat but ugly too.

by Laforce September 17, 2006

Twat Jammer

A female that claims to be 18 but turns out to be too young

I thought she was 18 and gave her the hammer, next thing I knew I was in the slammer by that little Twat Jammer.

by dirt_circle_destroyer September 30, 2016

Jimmer Jammer

A catch phrase commonly referring to a guy's manhood

that fupa queen might have kankles like an elephant, but she sucks a mean jimmer jammer!

why don't you put your soft sweet hands on my jimmmmaaaaa jaaammmmaaaaa ?

by codeju June 29, 2004

jamers

A person who cant find their dick and stick it in a girl that definately wants on

"poor old jamers"

by Jack Kelmer March 29, 2004

log jammer

a term usually used to desribe a gay man, though exceptions can be made. It refers to the act of anal intercourse.

Those two men yonder are log jammers.

by clair3000 October 20, 2006

gerbil jammer

person who partakes in the act of gerbling.
see gerbling and gerbil

Richard Gere is rumored to have been a gerbil jammer in the past.

by ebony luvr November 17, 2006