Islamic Jagger

A Muslem who thinks he's cool, like a rock star.

Check out that Islamic Jagger over there.

by What's Left of Dr Jazz June 30, 2008

Swagger Jagger

The stupid made up phrase by Cher Lloyd in her ridiculous song about all her haters. Swagger Jagger is a person who 'cramps' your style - type of hating.

Included in the stupid song all about how she isnt bothered by all her haters although, clearly she is bothered enough by them to make a song entirely about them and how they are 'swagger jaggers'.

Cher Lloyd -

'You can't stop looking me, staring at me
Be what I be, you can't stop looking at me
So get off of my face,
You can't stop clickin 'bout me
Writin' 'bout me, tweeting 'bout me,
I can't stop, it's what I gon' be,
My swagger's in check

Get on the floor, get, get, get on the floor
My swagger's in check
Get on the floor, get, get, get on the floor
I got in check'

Swagger jagger, swagger jagger
You should get some of your own
Count that money, get your game on
You're a hater, just let it go

Swagger jagger, swagger jagger
You should get some of your own
Count that money, get your game on
Get your game on, get your game on

Me - *ears cry blood*

by SwaggerJagger July 4, 2011

Ben Jagger

The world's number 1 ladies man.

I got myself a girlfriend, I must be "Ben Jagger"

by bjaggzy69 April 15, 2022

Pulling a Jagger

To paint something black.

He's pulling a Jagger on his old chair.

by Richards, K April 12, 2011

jigger jagger

to talk in a quickly manner;to talk so fast that no one can understand

"FBJDFHJDFHDSKFJSLFJKSDFKD"
'Yo man! Slow down! I can't understand what you're saying You're such a jigger jagger!"

by CreativeSTOPDWTLSR June 6, 2011

Mick Jagger Syndrome

A mental disorder that makes someone think Mick Jagger, lead singer of the Rolling Stones is attractive. Symptoms include kicking everyone to the curb unless they look like Mick Jagger. The most famous case is American pop star Ke$ha, who has been suffering from Mick Jagger Syndrome since birth.

Ke$ha- "And now, the dudes are lining up cause they hear we got swagger, but we kick em to the curb unless they look like Mick Jagger."

Bob- "What? Mick Jagger isn't even attractive!"

Jane- "Hey shut up she has Mick Jagger Syndrome. You shouldn't make fun of people with disabilities!"

by bradwhatevaaa March 29, 2010

swagger jagger

Ugly Slapper With Bad Complexion That Wears Too Much Make-Up and Scks Off Farm Animals While Making a Horrendous Wailing Sound...

Cher Lloyd is a wailing swagger jagger slagga

by FatLadZ July 21, 2011