Jag

a sharp, pointed object (noun) or to poke, puncture, stick with a sharp pointed object (verb)

He stuck a jag up my ass (n)

He jagged me in the ass with a red hot poker (v)

by King Shit January 19, 2003

Jag

A verb for screwing up something horribly

I jagged that test so hard

by Nwofjeiwhr September 21, 2015

jags

Male pussy. A term of endearment, used like 'nigga'. Common vernacular among frat brothers.

'Yo wattup jags.' 'My jag.' 'Da fuk jags?'

by got_u June 14, 2016

jags

a sad individual who is ugly to the extreme

that guy looks like a jags

by Anonymous November 04, 2003

Jag

wild sex normally involving drug use

by Anonymous May 06, 2003

Jag

n. Slang term for heroin.

U-Turn: You were supposed to pick me up a ki of jag.
Nancy: Jag?
U-Turn: I had it all promised out. What the FUCK am I supposed to do with this??
Nancy: That would be a euphemism for...h-heroin?
U-Turn: I'm gonna kill that bean-fartin' motherfucker.

by [The Monkey] October 08, 2010

JAG

Just another Ginger, an acronym used to put people in their place if they over praise a ginger.

JAG: MHO "Chick Norris" is overrated. Bruce Lee never needed a freaking gun to kick ass and Bruce Lee isn't a ginger. Don't get me wrong I love to make grandiose lies about him and stuff like that. However, he is nothing compared to Bruce Lee. Mr. Chuck Norris is a "J.A.G." : just another ginger.

Shut up about Ron Weasly, nobody asked you, you're"JAG"

by Mothcoctw September 23, 2010