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Jaffa cake

a term used by Irish people to describe loyalists, as they are black and tan on the outside and orange in the middle.
John: he's a Jaffa cake.

Mary: look at that Jaffa bastard!
by namekuji April 4, 2019
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jaffa

Jaffa (n) To Jaffa (v) Jaffa’d (adj) The art of Jaffa’ing is a highly technical skill and is a modern day advancement on pulling ‘bunny ears’ behind peoples heads on photographs. To Jaffa someone you must divert their attention to the camera and before the flash goes off look at your companion in disgust, quizzically or generally as if they are a total odd bod without them noticing. The result, they have unknowingly been totally jaffa’d! There are variations of the original Jaffa including:
The Double Jaffa – When two people Jaffa the same victim

The Uber Jaffa – When 2 or more people Jaffa one person, and that person is pulling a rather ridiculous face/pose

The Jaffa Off – When 2 people in the picture Jaffa each other at the same time – in that case best Jaffa wins

The Dangerous Jaffa - Jaffa'ing a stranger who may well kick your head in if discovered
by HarryS May 1, 2007
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Jaffa

This term is used in describing persons from Auckland the main city in New Zealand,

It basicly means Just Another Faggot Fucking Aucklander,

the use of this trend is popular outside of Auckland and is commanly used when describing an aucklander.
Fuck look at that jaffa...buying a coffee,

typical jaffa

drinks like a jaffa to

fucking jaffas
by James the Jaffa March 4, 2009
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jaffa knees

1. when visible knees (or sometimes legs) are of a distinctly different color to the rest of the body. usually from when tanning of the legs is done separately from the upper body.

2. to describe someone with jaffa knees (said quickly as one word, like "Japanese")

The use of 'Jaffa' is borrowed from the Jaffa chocolates - chocolate confectionery with an orange candy shell - describing the either particularly orange tan, or even dark brown (almost chocolate) color of the said knees
Fred: Hey, did you see that girl? Her knees were like, brown!
Ulric: She's got Jaffa knees.
by HAJIMEMASHITE! February 10, 2010
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jaffering

To place a photo of a black mans large penis on someones monitor when they leave there desk for anything more than 30seconds.
1) "Murphy has gone to the toilet - Jaffer her NOW!"
2) I often enjoy a good game of Jaffering on a Monday Morning
3) Jenkins got Jaffered BIG TIME!
4) Will you please stop Jaffering me - I am sick of staring at huge black BATS!
by Jaffer Appreciation Society December 19, 2007
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Jafferism

Attribution to being a Jaffer. A Jafferism is an act which is seen as "absolute" or "amazing," where the person doing such an act either benevolently uses their position of power or perfectly executes what someone else wants them to without prior knowledge.
He just walked in, got on one knee, and proposed to me so perfectly; it was just an absolute Jafferism.

He had all the power over them that he needed, but he was still kind and fair. Everything he did was a Jafferism.
by Jafferism May 27, 2009
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jaffapearl

A person who doesn't have a clue on where they want to go in life
Oh he's a Jaffapearl, he has no clue what a-levels to take.
by Fred Norton November 30, 2013
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