innocent bystander

The act of sitting on one's hand for 20 minutes to make it go numb, and proceeding to jerk off someone else with that hand. Very similar to the "stranger".

My girlfriend prefers the innocent bystander treatment during foreplay, but I couldn't get my hand to fall asleep

by TheDonGregga December 15, 2016

Inoculation (innoc)

The technique of making fun of oneself before anyone else can in order to lessen the pain and/or embarrassment.

Fat Kid: Hi. Boy I am fat.
Other Kid: Wow, good innoculation.

by HP July 23, 2003

Innocent Eyed

Someone who can see who you are and tries their best to understand. A really great person to have around, and/or be.

Lauren has a certain Innocent Eyed feel about her, I told her about my past and she didn't judge.

by Open Soul December 23, 2014

innocent kid

The kid everyone stares at when he says something profane or genuinely insulting.

kid 1: did you hear jack? He back talked the gym teacher and then called him fat!

Kid 2: what? He was supposed to be the innocent kid!

by SirDinkleBottom March 7, 2016

innocent human

a person who doesnt know shame shame stuff so keep them innocent people protect the innocent human

person1: DONT TOUCH MY INNOCENT BOY I LOVE HIM
person2: no i will ruin him

person3: is that an innocent human?
person4: Yes dont ruin him

by The Great One :3 February 26, 2018

Innocent thoughts

Thinking about sliding up in them cheeks while reaching around to squeeze some titties and play with that kitty.

I was having innocent thoughts while spooning with Paola

by Rbbj1974 October 22, 2019

Innocent Badass

A person that is really chill and nice but when it’s tike to do some business he’s a badass If you have seen one be there friend there the ride or dies

My friends the best he’s an innocent badass he’s a ride or die

by YoThatOneKidTeo November 2, 2019